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"The great and the good are gathering to watch the planet burn"

"What for?"

"Fun."

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"Mind you, when I say 'the great and the good', what I mean is the rich."

According to the archives, this was called an i-pod. It stores classical music from humanity's greatest composers. Play on :)

#Omg that song is one of my dads loop songs

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#meme

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I wanna go to the beach and run around on all fours.

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Read that as flowers. Fair I will do so.

having followers is so funny. gaze upon my posts boy

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heading out

#Oh hey this is in Australia

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ARCHERY

RUH RAH

Joined an archery club good luck guys

#I don’t have my bow with me I’m getting the rest changed to a shelf cause I shoot better like that #also the rest makes this squeaky noise when I draw the arrow back everyone hates it

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#cat

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just so yall are aware just because im asexual does not void me from making dick jokes

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Just found this old digital spy article from 2005, rip David Tennant guess that didn't work out for you 😭

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submitted by @tyrannerdsaurus-rex​

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Hello, I'm from Gaza City because of the war,my house was destroyed. We lost everything,my family and I did not have anything left. We left our homes in search of a safe place and we were displaced three times to different places to survive, but unfortunately there's no safe place in Gaza. My mother is very sick and she's a kidney failure patient in need of treatment outside. She suffers from LS. Help me and my family to survive. Please, your small donation can make a huge difference. A friend outside Gaza has come in to help me run the donation program so that my mother can be evacuated🇵🇸

Think this one maybe one of those scams.

So scummy if so.

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Out here in the car park rubbing off “butter chicken” to say “butt”

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Asexuality, Autism, And The Eroticism of The Machine (but it's a google form this time!)

Hey guys, as we know by now I am totally 100% normal about robots. After the end of my last poll on this topic, I decided I kinda wanted to make a more in depth survey. Once again this is just out of curiosity, I'm not doing any like academic research or anything. If you took the first poll and/or are interested in this topic and/or just like taking surveys, please go ahead on take this one :)

The Google Form Where We Are Normal About Robots

Thanksies!

#I saw a Suzuki in the car park and I was like #”oh my god it has a bug face look at that car its cute look at it.” #omw to brake into an army base to pet the vehicles #you could had me teh most dangerous piece of machinery known to humanity and I’d be like “frien.” “Gonna pet”

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Walking around the apartment going "butter dog... he's the one with the butter" in my best anime dub boy protagonist voice until my roommate kills me oppa gruesome style

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In World War I, Mk V tanks were differentiated as 'Male' or 'Female' tanks. The 'female' tanks had only machine guns. The 'male' tanks had six-pounder cannons. do you. do you get why the tanks were male

The first prototype tank was nicknamed Mother. except Mother was a male tank

then they decided having tanks with only machineguns was a bad idea and so every tank got a cannon. all the female tanks became. hermaphrodites. thats the designation they used. hermaphrodite tanks

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@i-identify-tanks-in-posts

I regret to inform you, the Russians have successfully captured and recovered your beloved Leo 2A6.

#Get your tractors where taking it back

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Honestly I kinda felt bad liking tanks and felt it would be not feminine but then my mom said that my grandmother kinda liked tanks!?

It's always okay to like tanks. Man, Woman, Child, Little Green Man From Mars, whatever. Tanks are amazing pieces of machinery, true celebrations of the best, and the worst of mankind.

Never let anyone make you feel bad about liking something (especially not tanks), because in the end, you like what you like, and trying to deny those parts of yourself just keep you from being the you-est you possible. I'm glad that your grandma's interests have made you feel like you have permission to like tanks and still be feminine, but always remember that you define what that means for you, and damn anyone who says otherwise.

Also, your grandma is based as fuck.

#Also do (Like) what ever you want for ever