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what is your favorite dump stat?

Dick size

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #bad dnd ideas

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Pepperoni approved.

Ave dominus noster pepperoni

Hoc Stultus Scribit Latine

#there’s a joke in here I promise #it’s just really niche #ex catholic school kids please

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yes we missed u

That’s disappointing, I had hoped you all had better things to do

#the return of the prodigal son

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I think people are ignoring the the destructive potential of the word bozo as an insult

#did you miss me bozos?

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A wizard in the streets, a goblin in the sheets

#this is where life has gotten me #dnd

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A man and a muppet walk into a bar

#am I man or am I a muppet #please tell me #I’m deeply unsure but it’s feeling more and more like I might be a muppet with every day that passes

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It’s been two weeks. No sight of 12-million-bees anytime soon. I have started to loose hope. Who knows what happened to the goth legend.

Turns out immense stress was the source of my power

#across the hall #so deeply stressed #summer break

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Are you guys aware that I can just delete your asks, you know that’s a thing I can do

#I can also just like turn off the ask feature #your choices and actions affect the whole class #starting to actually thing about straight up deactivating the blog #get your shit together #parasocial relationships go crazy #respect people’s lives

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Personally I think you should cartwheel out of finals

I just might

#so happy to be done #this shit sucks so bad but at least I only have three more years #then two more years of grad school #then probably taking the LSATs and three more years of law school #oh my god what have I done to myself

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For those of you telling me not to pull all nighters: I am a goblin and will be doing what the fuck I want. My boyfriend literally had to draw and quarter me last night to make me sleep

Finals week 🥰✨

#unintelligible goblin noises #please i’m struggling #finals week #mom can you pick me up they’re studying here and it’s scary

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Finals week 🥰✨

#finals week #across the hall #please help me #please I’m struggling #i’m so afraid

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Going on a 10 minute break at work, if anyone needs me, I’ll be quietly weeping alone in my car

(Haha, that’s a joke, 10 minutes isn’t enough to make it out to my car, have a good cry and get back to work on time)

#hooray capitalism #loving this #I’m emotionally secure and stable #I can be trusted with a public facing occupation #I’m normal and cool what are you talking about

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It’s not my circus, yet I’m lousy with monkeys

#what if #hypothetically #I started beef #what would happen then #riddle me that Batman

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My brother once turned to me and said with a completely straight face “hey, so you know Hokage Joe Biden?” And has not and will not stop referring to him as Hokage Joe Biden

#siblings #I couldn’t not make this shit up #and before you ask stupidity does run in the family

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face reveal

#this is not far off #you’re not ready for my true form #my gender is not what you have conceived in your mortal minds #let the chaos begin

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Nope, bonafide real message

Flip a coin.

If it’s heads, post your worst draft

If it’s tails, you have to frame the guy across the hall for murder

tails. easy

#across the hall #you don’t know what crimes I’ve committed

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My father texted me to wish me a “happy world goth day”. This is the first communication we have had in several weeks.

#goth #summer goth #my father and I have a terrible relationship #it was either a threat or an olive branch