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Sweet prince

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will never forget when i worked in a fast food joint. some customer wrote like “86 cherries” on their mobile order, as like a pretentious way of say no cherries, but the store was run by a bunch of high schoolers who are working their first job so they collectively went “why the fuck does this guy want 86 fucking cherries” and like piled them onto his milkshake

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Rich Chocolate Ice Cream

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#im in this era right now #i have two sugar daddys looking for a sugar mama #lol shit b wild these days

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girls with the ... the open blouses and you can ... and it's like ... it's it's ... you can see the ... !!

*collapses*

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“If she’s your girl then why she-” we’re polyamorous. she’s our girl. kiss me bro

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if you ever feel safe please remember that im out there

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new kind of guy dropped

#my dude… #youve really thought about this huh

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"autism hungry feed it x" is the best phrase ever. autism hungry feed it 12 hours of behind the scenes content. autism hungry feed it 40 wikipedia articles. i could go on forever

#autism full get rid of the the scratchy fabric NOW #lol

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when cats put their ears back they become cursors

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where’s waldo that comes with an image id

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Keep seeing pronoun positivity posts is about he/they and she/theys. That's cool and all but this one's for the she/hes. If you're a she/he I love you and you can take as much mint as you want from our garden

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if handed a piece of paper what sort of doodle is your instinctive go-to

#like all artists #the right eye #but so silly fruit with legs #basically putting super long legs on things that do not have legs