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just met a canadian who’s never been to target before
this is such a terrible tragedy. best of wishes to the canadian community
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Sometimes I gotta factory reset my brain and then I start making good posts again.
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someone get me out of salem my wallet is disintegrating
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genuinely cannot wait until i can remove my reproductive organs
Every time someone talks about how it's our "purpose" or how we're "meant to" to reproduce, I want to tear my reproductive organs out and slam them down on the table.
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“i’m happy that you’re happy”
IHATELOVETRIANGLESIHATELOVETRIAGLESPLEASEDONTBEALOVETRIANGLE
also celia milf confirmed
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just lost my favorite hair tie :(
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god i hate knowing i have stuff to do it's like bearing a curse
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almost missed my change to rb this
“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this
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conditioner is magical people, this shit is witchcraft
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i miss when bonzo was just a weird thing from the arg
congrats to this episode for being the first one in the series to make me go
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that was terrifying thank you
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my toxic trait is simply not doing things if i don't want to do them
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like pookie you’re missing out on toxic workplace yuri c’mon!
maybe if i keep yelling about protocol the one tma fan i’m friends with will finally listen to it
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maybe if i keep yelling about protocol the one tma fan i’m friends with will finally listen to it
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tmagp is back there’s worms in my brain and red string on my wall
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also happy eclipse day that was sick
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just realized i’ve been using my cat as a weighted blanket
guess i know what to get for my birthday now lol
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