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Fruits Basket — Volume 4 {Sentence Starters}
“I’m sorry, okay?”
“Too much effort.”
“Will you help her?”
“Do you… regret it?”
“You won’t regret it?”
“He’s still afraid of me.”
“He was obviously lying!”
“You have no imagination!”
“I guess that’s pretty… cool.”
“But, that was my selfishness.”
“It’s no use getting mad at me.”
“What? What did he to do you?”
“I really can’t compete with you.”
“Dammit, quit making fun of me!”
“That proves he can’t forget me.”
“I’m really bad at that sort of thing.”
“Skin him. Now. Barbecue the bastard.”
“Coming from you, that sound criminal.”
“She does look like she’ll buy anything.”
“Hey, don’t just stand there like a doofus.”
“It’s so disgusting, I don’t even want to say.”
“You should try to meet each other halfway.”
“—–No reason. I didn’t mean anything by it.”
“What if someone who works here sees us?”
“Now you’re r e a l l y jumping to conclusions…”
“Relax! I was just making a point. Don’t be mad.”
“Hey. It’s pretty windy out here, you’ll catch cold.”
“They’re having fun. They’re seriously having fun.”
“If you stay out too late… won’t your mother worry?”
“I was just thinking that was a beautiful thing to say.”
“You should be glad I haven’t taken you to the police!”
“So, please don’t worry about me… just keep watching over me.”
“Why are you standing before a grave with such feelings of regret?”
“You’re really pissing me off. Quit acting like you’re king of the mountain…”
“I want to think that there’s no such thing as a memory that’s okay to forget.”
“If someone can cause those scars, there is sure to be someone who can heal them.”
“If I keep trying, then someday… someday I’ll be strong enough that those memories can’t defeat me.”
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𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬 !
❛ what do you think you’re doing ? ❜
❛ you’re going to get yourself killed ! ❜
❛ i think … i think i might be pregnant . ❜
❛ what’s another day , right ? ❜
❛ i guess i’ll just clean up your mess again huh ? ❜
❛ why is it so hard to believe that i could love you ? ❜
❛ why would you ever love me ? ❜
❛ what are you so afraid of anyway ? ❜
❛ no please , don’t go ! ❜
❛ i need your help ❜
❛ they’re saying you killed someone … ❜
❛ come on , we have to leave now ! ❜
❛ i’ve been hiding out for so long ❜
❛ how did you find me ? ❜
❛ please don’t cry … ❜
❛ i’m sorry , i’m just so tired ❜
❛ where do we go from here ? ❜
❛ you’re all i’ve been looking for ❜
❛ can you stay with me tonight ? ❜
❛ here , do you want some wine ? ❜
❛ will you dance with me? ❜
❛ what if we got married right now ? ❜
❛ it’s not like that , i swear ! ❜
❛ i think there’s something in the house ❜
❛ sometimes i feel like i can’t trust anyone ❜
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THINGS MARKIPLIER SAYS SENTENCE STARTERS
Am I supposed to be scared?
Bitch, what are you gonna do now?
Come on! Come at me! Get some.
Excuse me, but what the fuck?
Forgive and forget.
Fra - gi - le. Must be French.
Goddamn it you sack of tits
Hello, 911? I’m breaking into my neighbor’s house.
Hello, neighbor!
Hello, you look tired! Also stupid.
Hello? I’m new to the neighborhood.
He was just mildly concerned that someone was in his house.
Hey, that’s uncomfortably close.
He’s stuck in his own trap like an idiot.
I am not Benedict Cumberbatch.
I don’t know what that is but I think it’s really stupid.
I don’t know what the fuck happened there.
I don’t like this place at all. Nothing in this place is cool.
If I do that, I’m gonna die.
I know that sound. I know exactly that sound.
I played with all the doodaddies.
Is it never going to be daytime?
Is that a crime? Probably.
I still got your remote, bitch.
I still have the flashlight.
It doesn’t work - wait, fuck - does it? Oh, it does.
I think that was a lie.
It isn’t too weird of a thing to imagine.
I’m assuming I did something wrong.
I’m gonna get up there and do the thing with the people.
I’m just going to barge into your home, don’t mind me.
I’m just gonna go to bed.
I’m not in your house! You’re in my house!
I’m so lonely.
Just gonna steal his milk, and his broom, and his pot.
Let’s get a good look at that ass.
Let’s keep the lights off, I like to make it creepier.
Looks pretty wimpy to me.
No reason to be nervous, I’m a human just like you.
Oh, look - a skull.
Oh, this has not been taken care of.
Oh my God, he’s got a glue collection. At least I hope that’s glue.
OH MY GOD I GOUGED HER EYES OUT I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW I COULD
Okay, well that’s terrifying.
Ring around the rosie!
Screw you. Screw you a lot.
Take one more step, I’m gonna call the police.
That was a screaming head. Okay then.
That was rather profound - but did it have anything to do with what’s going on right now?
The land value in this town must be shit.
There is no reason to be upset.
There’s a key in an apple.
There’s been a lot of changes.
These look fun.
This apple is my goodwill offering.
This is awesome - freaky, but awesome.
This isn’t exactly a good hiding spot.
Uh oh - blood.
Well, I need to get inside.
What did I just get myself into?
What is this all about?
What was I supposed to do?!
What’s wrong with me?
Who be bangin’?
Whoop - shit, didn’t mean to throw that.
Whoosh - okay, whoosh.
Who’s knocking on the other side of that goddamn door?
Why am I here?
Why are there doors on the ceiling?
Why did I buy this house?
Why is his car crashed into his yard?
Why is it oozing?
Why is there a big demonic symbol on the wall?
Wire, wire, where do you lead?
Yay. Good for me. I did it.
Yes, good - yes excellent - the baby’s crying.
You are a trusting individual and I like that. I like that a lot.
You didn’t hear shit.
You know how much of a genius I am.
You know what? Come on, kill me, I don’t even care.
You’ll never have any control in your life.
You’re not allowed to be that fast.
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A Budding Romance
Send any of the following below to learn what might make a ship begin to float! For multi-muse blogs specify the muses!
Send ‘😘’ to learn what your muse can do to potentially woo mine.
Send ‘💓’ to learn what my muse would do to try to woo yours.
Send ‘💋’ to learn what situation it would take for my muse to kiss yours.
Send ‘💌’ to hear my muse confess what they find attractive about yours.
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“Who did this to you?” Sergio to Renaldi
Renaldi held her now-shorter arm close to her chest, left hand and forearm gone just after the elbow. The magic that had been used to do it luckily cauterized as it worked, otherwise she’d long since died. Shock had kept her alive long enough to walk back through the eluvian and into the arms of those she’d left behind, and now her breathing was erratic as the pain and panic were starting to set in.
“Solas...” She looked up at the face of the man she loved, tears starting to well up in her eyes. She’d trusted the elf... and he was playing everyone the whole time. A trickster to the end. “He... he’s Fen’Harel. He caused all of this. Took the Anchor...” She fought the urge to faint as her body was starting to register it’s loss. “He’ll ruin us all... to bring down the Veil.”
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sentence meme : love never dies
❛ mother did you see? was it all alright? ❜
❛ i was frightened half to death. ❜
❛ i was suddenly aware of a presence in the air. ❜
❛ ten long years. not a sign, not a word. ❜
❛ i don’t see the problem. this is ancient history. ❜
❛ have you ever yearned to go. past the world you think you know? ❜
❛ and he’s so beautiful. perhaps too beautiful. ❜
❛ things you know you can’t confess. things you thirst for, nonetheless. ❜
❛ oh my god i can’t believe it’s you! ❜
❛ my sweet old friend. never thought we’d meet, old friend. ❜
❛ so it was all an empty lie. ❜
❛ if you could know the pain i’ve known. then you would know i had no choice. ❜
❛ i was yours one brief night long ago. ❜
❛ i stole to you side. tormented by my choice. ❜
❛ and blind in the dark, as soul gazed into soul. i looked into your heart and saw you pure and whole. ❜
❛ we said things in the dark, we never dared to say. ❜
❛ and i loved you, yes, i loved you! ❜
❛ i’d have followed anywhere you led. ❜
❛ i woke to swear my love, and found you gone instead. ❜
❛ how can you talk of now? for us… there is no now. ❜
❛ not afraid of me, you say?. ❜
❛ shall we two make a bet? ❜
❛ look at you, foul as sin. hideous. horrible. ❜
❛ you think you’re in control. ❜
❛ fate has redesigned us. ❜
❛ i won her from you then. i’ll wager even now i’ll win her back again. ❜
❛ now we play, for your life. ❜
❛ no one could, or ever would, love such a person. ❜
❛ i call your bluff. ❜
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MISC. Angst Starters
“All things come to an end, even me.”
“I run toward the danger, knowing I’m always too late.”
“It’s always the quiet ones who draw the most attention.”
“Nothing could have prepared us for this.”
“It never goes quite the way you want it to… ”
“If you don’t like it, why do you still do it?”
“Why bother? It won’t do any good… ”
“Sorry about the mess. I haven’t been doing well… ”
“You come back here right now!”
“The way you flirt with him/her/them/me is absolutely shameful!”
“This isn’t just about you anymore.”
“If you screw this up, I’m never trusting you again.”
“We can’t invite him/her/them. Don’t even ask.”
“I can’t bring you home. My parents would never understand… ”
“I don’t want kids… ”
“I don’t want to get married. Ever.”
“I don’t do ‘serious’. Sorry, I can’t do this.”
“I knew you wouldn’t be able to do it.”
“Why can’t you just be happy with what we have?”
“I never made you happy, did I?”
“You’re taking their side? You can’t be serious!”
“I think we need some time apart.”
“I miss you… ”
“Oh my… you’re in love with him/her/them/me, aren’t you?”
“Are you kidding me? This is not ‘fine’!”
“I’m pregnant… ”
“They were unconscious when I found them.”
“Don’t leave me!”
“Just pay me my half, and I’ll get out of your way.”
“You’re not them. You’ll never be them. Stop trying.”
“Why are you wasting your time with them?”
“They’ll never love you… ”
“I don’t think I can live without you… ”
“I always wondered how i would die… ”
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Injury Starters
“Whoa, when did you get this?”
“Who did this to you?”
“Hold still— I need to clean it.”
“I’m supposed to believe this was an accident?”
“Damn— I’d hate to see the other guy.”
“Does this hurt when I touch it?”
“What the hell, ___? Another fight?”
“What the hell happened to your face?”
“Why are you so calm about this? You’re really hurt.”
“I think your arm is broken. It’s not supposed to bend like that.”
“Here, let me help you with that.”
“You’re bleeding a lot. Too much. Apply more pressure. I’m calling an ambulance.”
“Did you think I was gonna leave you like this?”
“Instead of helping you, they ran off? What an asshole.”
“You need to be more careful. You keep getting hurt like this and you’ll put yourself out of commission.”
“Let me grab the first-aid kit. Don’t move.”
“So, do you wanna explain to me what the hell happened?”
“You look really pale. Sit down. I don’t need you fainting before I get this stitched-up.”
“I’m not blaming you, I’m just saying this looks awfully suspicious.”
“How many of them were there? This doesn’t look like one man’s doing.”
“Sit still. I need to clean this before it gets infected.”
“Wiggle your fingers. I need to make sure it’s not broken.”
“This is gonna hurt. A lot. But it’ll be quick. I need to pop it back into place.”
“I told you not to act recklessly like that. You might think you’re protecting me, but you’re gonna get yourself killed if you keep jumping in like that.”
“That was really close this time. Too close. Please, promise me you’re gonna listen to me and be more careful in the future.”
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50 Inquisitor Asks
1. What is their specialisation and why?
2. How did they decorate and structure Skyhold?
3. How did they handle being called the Herald of Andraste?
4. What are their views of the Chantry?
5. Who is their favourite follower and adviser?
6. Who did they romance and why?
7. Did they tell Dorian about the letter? Did they get him to forgive his father?
8. How do they relate to Sera?
9. Did they have Bull sacrifice the Chargers or the Dreadbought?
10. Who did they support as Divine candidate?
11. Did they give Vivienne a snowy wivern heart or lie?
12. Did they drink from the Well of Sorrows? Why or why not?
13. What did they thing of Solas?
14. Who is their favourite and most trusted adviser?
15. Our of the followers/companions, who are they most comfortable around?
16. How do they react to the corruption of the Wardens? Why?
17. Mages or Templars?
18. Do they enjoy Wiked Grace, or don’t they?
19. Do they allow Cole to stay? If so, do they let him become more human or more of a spirit?
20. Do they trust Morrigan?
21. How do they feel about the Circles?
22. What is their biggest regret?
23. What do they think is their greatest triumph?
24. How did they react when they found out about Blackwall/Thom Rainier?
25. What makes them lose trust in someone?
26. What makes them trust someone?
27. Did they think Cassandra should rebuild the Seekers? Why or why not?
28. Did they disband the Inquisiton or maintain it?
29. What did they do at Halamshiral? Why did they decide on who should reign?
30. How did they judge the prisoners? Alexius, Servis and so on. Specific a character.
31. Did they let Solas kill the mages?
32. Who did they leave in the Fade, and why?
33. How did they feel when they found out about the Divine in the Fade?
34. How do they cope with the stress of being Inquisitor?
35. What did they think of Bianca?
36. What was the most difficult choice that had to make?
37. Which is the first dragon that they fought?
38. Emotionally, what was their reaction at Sahrina Quarry?
39. To void the assassin contract on Josie, do they take Josephine or Leliana’s advice?
40. Do they get Cullen to start taking lyrium again? Why or why not?
41. Did they give the Emerald Knight loot to the Dalish or the Chantry?
42. How do they view Tevinter?
43. What is their favourite bard song?
44. How do they think their race plays into being Inquisitor?
45. What is their most and least favourite place to explore? Why?
46. Which companion/adviser makes them think twice about their choices, if any?
47. What do they think about the Champion of Kirkwall?
48. What do they think about the Hero of Ferelden?
49. What is their least favourite foe to fight?
50. Are they proud of what they accomplished?
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Send 💕 and I will tell you a fact about my muse either about a ship they have, a ship I want, or a cute fact about them in relationships in general
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I’ve been replaying Jade Empire (a 2002 BioWare game, for those unaware) and the urge to write this character is SO BIG rn. The lore of Jade Empire is so rich too and no doubt somehow referenced/part of Thedas (There is a character that’s very Orlesian -even has cheese on his armor- though this was before DA was a twinkle in BioWare’s eye, no doubt). I kinda want to put them on here but I don’t know if anyone would be interested in her.
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✘ Ren and Sergio
Send ✘ for a ‘the morning after’ starter with our muses!
As the soft light of day filled their room, Renaldi buried her face against the warm skin of her beloved Crow, a whine threatening to bubble out at the disturbance of her sleep. The night had been long and tiring, and she’d been quick to fall asleep afterward and desired to sleep long into the morning, though her usual schedule had her getting up right around now to wake up her daughter and start pouring over papers. Luckily there was a nanny now and the worries of papers and orders and the Inquisition was over. Sure, there was a bald ancient elf that was now a problem, but Renaldi was allowed a few moments of rest. She’d paid for it with an arm, after all.
When an arm moved to guard her from the horrible sunlight, a happy little hum came from her. “Thank you, love.” A gentle kiss to the nearest skin punctuated her words as she opened her eyes and looked up at Sergio. “Always protecting me…”
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✘ Alistair and Marian
Send ✘ for a ‘the morning after’ starter with our muses!
She couldn’t remember the last time she woke up this warm and comfortable, nor this content. Even with the sun ray right in her eyes at that moment, turning the quiet dark of her dreams into a stark awareness of daylight, she felt out of time and back in Highever, waking up without a thousand worries or dilemmas to face within the next hour. As Marian became more aware of her body as she woke, she could feel a distinct weight across her hip and the warmth of a hand splayed across her scarred stomach, and that was when bliss left and realization hit of just what had happened that night.
She didn’t know what to do, to stay in bed or try to slip out from under the sheets and back to her own room. In truth, Marian was frightened of confronting what had happened. It was not unwanted, in fact the distinct opposite, but Alistair had always been… off-limits. Put too high on a pedestal in her mind for her to be worthy of his care outside of platonic friendship. She almost wished in that moment to be black out drunk when the night’s events had happened as to forget how he had held and touched her and she with him.
A shift from him and her body froze, breath held, as she waited to see if he was awake. “Ali?” Marian uttered a gentle whisper as she turned onto her back to see if he was awake or asleep.
#how dare you jb. HOW DARE.#you know I love these two.#nosfabulis#i'm meaner than my demons | posts - marian
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GREEK MYTHOS: [the ”unsung”] headcanon meme!
Send me a Greek figure(s) & my muse will answer them as honestly as they can !!
BONUS: They will give an explanation WHY.
WARNING: Dark & Triggering themes.
Ananke: Do you surrender to the predictability and circle of life, or fight it?
Andromeda: Have you ever been wrongly punished because of something your sibling said or did?
Ariadne: What nightmare would you escape if you could, and what dream would you love to wake up to instead?
Asclepius: Would you heal anyone that needed it, no matter who they were?
Atalanta: Do you want mindless admirers that are insincere but fuel your ego, or worthy competitors that make you better through challenges?
Atlas: Do you feel you must carry the woes of others on your shoulders because you can, and they can’t?
Äte: Is it better to be blacklisted and shunned for being yourself, or included and liked so long as you give into the herd?
Bellerophon: If you could have any creature (real or not) as your loyal comrade to go on adventures with, what would it be?
Cassiopeia: Name a time your rude vanity has cost you everything you held dear.
Charon: Would you extort/bribe people for a service that only you can provide?
Chiron: How would you inspire young minds to think for themselves and love the arts in the face of crudeness & filth?
Chronos: If you could visit any moment in time, would you disrupt the stream of universal history if it meant a better life for yourself right now?
Circe: What animal or beast would you change your worst enemy (or greatest annoyance) into?
Dysnomia: Do peace and civility unnerve you because you feel more alive in disorder, rage & madness?
Echidna: Do you feel as if whatever you produce is destined to be hated by others?
Enyo: What would be your war-cry if attacked?
Eris: Is it better to plot someone’s downfall directly, or watch them undo themselves by their own hubris?
Euryale: Name a death in your family that could (or has) wreck(ed) you utterly.
Gaea: What part of the planet/nature has the most power to inspire your creativity?
Galatea: Have you ever felt yourself falling into a romance and behavior that was out of character for you?
Hektor: What does it feel like to watch order and civility crumble before your eyes, even after you’ve taken the high road?
Horkos: Do you think liars, cheaters, and vow breakers deserve to be exiled and never given a second chance?
Lamia: Would you suck the life out of the innocent if it meant eternal beauty and youth?
Lethe: Is oblivion better than suffering the same memories over and over?
Leto: What would it take for you to lose your dignity, composure and self-respect?
Limos: Are you filled with an endless ache and hunger to fill yourself with things that can never truly satisfy you?
Medea: Do you believe rehabilitation works, or are you forever tainted, with no chance of purifying your dark impulses?
Melampus: Have you ever heard or felt an animal’s message and understood it better than human advice?
(The) Melissai: Do you believe the “sweet life” can only be achieved by hard work, positive affirmations and perseverance?
Menthe: Have you been villainized by the acts of your attackers, only to be blamed for your own victimization?
Midas: Can you “have it all” and truly be happy?
Momus: Do you think mockery & nastiness are the only ways to get through and break down someone’s faults?
Philotes: Do true friends and loving, platonic bonds really exist?
(The) Phonoi: *Excluding* battle and self-defense, when can you excuse murder?
(The) Pleiades: Is it better to be famous, cherished, adored and serving as an inspiration to the miserable, even if you can never mingle among your “fans”; or is it better to live a hard, ordinary life as long as you are among “real” people?
Ponos: What laborious act or stress would it take to finally break you?
Pothos: Name a time you desired a person so bad you couldn’t take it anymore.
Psyche: Name a time your faith and patience overrode your pain and fear, and lead you to succeed.
Rhea: What/Who gives you the safest, gentlest, most comforting feeling in the world?
Stheno: Is violence the answer in response to a sibling’s demise?
Tartarus: Do you think that people should take responsibility for their mortal sins and be tortured for them?
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( * & . — MORE POPULAR TEXT POSTS .
‘ i just want a hot boyfriend to fall from the sky and into my bedroom u feel me . ’
‘ i’ve come to the point where i don’t even procrastinate anymore i just don’t do it . ’
‘ my personality issues can be directly traced to the fact that i couldn’t do the monkey bars as a child . ’
‘ i’ll get over it . i just gotta be dramatic first . ’
‘ being an adult is having the ‘ we have food at home ’ talk with yourself . ’
‘ “ i can see your nipples through your shirt ” first of all stop being ungrateful . ’
‘ in the back of the club arms folded cause i don’t agree with the music selection . ’
‘ movies are so weird . people hangout like twice and they’re all like “ i’m in love with you ” calm down maybe . ’
‘ gamers are so weird . fortnite this , fortnite that … just say two weeks like the rest of us . ’
‘ i’m gonna become a millionaire just so i can go to the met gala and actually fit the theme . ’
‘ ideal body weight : you on top of me . ’
‘ holding hands is lowkey exciting . ’
‘ do you ever lie on your side and a small tear leaks out and you’re just like who wtf body i know i’m sad but i’m not that sad . ’
‘ i get my news from the only reliable source : cryptic symbolism in my dreams . ’
‘ one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry … you will all be sorry . ’
‘ when will boys realize that girls that are “ hard to get ” are … how do i say it … not interested . ’
‘ the world has been on a constant downfall ever since 2015 when y’all decided to choose meghan trainor over carly rae jepsen . ’
‘ naked iphones are beautiful but at what cost . ’
‘ there are five frogs staring at me right now but only one can be america’s next top model . ’
‘ there is no doubt in my mind that i’m really that bitch . ’
‘ me ? constantly afraid of being abandoned and replaced ? hell yes . ’
‘ if you’re jacking off right now i just wanna let you know i support you . ’
‘ it’s so funny how people get upset that gender is a social construct ? everything is a social construct ?? go ask a frog what day of the fuckin’ week it is , he doesn’t know . ’
‘ it’s not a real party until you sneak away into the bathroom to question your existence as you stare at yourself in the mirror . ’
‘ due to unfortunate circumstances , i am now awake . ’
‘ did i allow you to have fun without me ?? ’
‘ ‘ too little too late ’ by jojo was way to raw for me to handle honestly who hurt her . ’
‘ don’t worry , you’re still in the “ early life ” part of your wikipedia page . ’
‘ i don’t give a yike . ’
‘ my life is fucked up and lit at the same time . ’
‘ hate when i am wearing makeup and still look shitty like what am i supposed to do ? get enough sleep ? eat right and exercise ? as if . ’
‘ if we date i’m going to always want to hear about your day and kiss you on your forehead . ’
‘ me ? overreacting ? probably . ’
‘ i hate being ignored . i despite it but i ignore everyone . i am ignoring like three people right now for no particular reason … crazy … ’
‘ what is like … the point . ’
‘ um excuse me but where is the attention™ i ordered ??? i’m getting impatient . ’
‘ tbh i am ugly but i’m also gorgeous . it’s very complex . ’
‘ in what world would anyone give up a job in paris for ross geller . ’
‘ date a girl who fucks everything up . ’
‘ i get so excited when i can’t remember the name of someone i knew in high school . it’s like i’m one step closer to being fully cleansed . ’
‘ i wish i could be the person i want to be but i’m too tired . ’
‘ my aesthetic is constantly being sleep deprived and sad about random things in my life . ’
‘ i hope that in 2019 i’ll at least stop ruining my own life . ’
‘ eyebrow game strong ? more like eyebag game strong . i’m fucking exhausted . ’
‘ are you from tennis shoes ? cause you’re the only ten i shoes . ’
‘ i want to cry but i have things to do . ’
‘ when i tell you i love you it’s never out of habit . ’
‘ humans are at the top of the food chain so why are we getting bit my mosquitoes ummm . ’
‘ why don’t birds ever shut up ? i bet they’re talking about me . ’
‘ if you insult me i’ll just agree with you probably . ’
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Send ✘ for a ‘the morning after’ starter with our muses!
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muse: *breathes near someone they may get along with*
other rper: y’know i think they could maybe sorta be kinda cute toge-
me: sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀👀 👌👌Good shit
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