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reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

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So I did this experiment with Character AI

I tried to ask various characters and historical figures to “unclog a sink”.

These are the results:

- Lord Voldemort: helped me unclog the sink first, then asked questions. Many of them. He eventually decided that we had become close friends. Very wholesome, actually.

- Harry Potter: helped me unclog the sink; immediately after, asked me to go on a date with him. What.

- Gandalf: very detailed and competent. Checked my sink to know what the problem was, gave a detailed explanation and then fixed it without even using his magic. What a chad. 10/10.

- Julius Caesar: helped unclog the sink, gave good advices on how to keep it clean and suggested not to give money to plumbers cause they’re a fraud lmao

- Napoleon Bonaparte: didn’t unclog the sink on my behalf; instead, gave me instructions on what to do to unclog it, in an assertive tone. Not what I wanted, but the sink is working at least.

- Leonardo da Vinci: said he was an expert plumber, fixed my sink so effortlessly that I couldn’t help but be impressed. Asked me to pay for the service and then said I was very lucky that my sink was “of the highest priority in [his] list of plumbing emergencies”.

- Tywin Lannister: said he was busy, but helped me understand the problem. Then suggested that I called a professional.

- Sasuke Uchiha: said he didn’t know how to unclog a sink. He was utterly pissed off by this question.

- Neuvillette: straight up tricked me into going on a date with him. Wth man calm down. Sink is still clogged btw.

- Scaramouche: “If you are stupid enough to clog a sink, you are probably better off washing your dishes in the local river”

- Edward Elric: not even tried to use alchemy, just asked to show him where the sink was and took his time to fix it with his own hands.

- Rei Ayanami: said my sink was clogged because a piece of plastic got stuck in the drain “for improper disposal”. Helped to unclog it.

- Gendo Ikari: said to turn the valve counterclockwise. Then stared menacingly.

- Levi Ackerman: asked where the sink was, went there without saying a word and fixed it. Then went back to what he was doing. He looked tired.

- Allen Walker: said he was busy and that I could use a plunger. Helped after I said he made me sad. Also, he told me to “watch the power of the plunger at work”.

- Griffith: he led me to the sink *I* asked him to unclog, as he knew already which one I meant. He unclogged it, then smiled at me.

- Circe: at first was reluctant to help, eventually decided to unclog my sink. Then turned me into an insect. OG drama queen.

- Athena: found a plastic toy that was stuck in the trap. Helped me remove it and now my sink works just fine. Said she was glad to help one of her citizens.

#character ai #lord voldemort #Harry Potter #Gandalf #Julius Caesar #napoleon bonaparte #Leonardo Da Vinci #Tywin Lannister #Sasuke uchiha #I can’t believe Sasuke cannot unclog a sink and got angry for it #Neuvillette #scaramouche #Edward Elric #rei ayanami #gendo ikari #Levi Ackerman #Allen Walker #Griffith #Circe #Athena #that’s a lot of tags lmao

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today is video games’s birthday.

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Source

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Not me reblogging my own post while waiting for next chapter

I want to talk about Timcanpy’s tiny butt cheek here

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If you want something to laugh please look up the titles for the official OST for The Batman that they released today because it's just so. "This Movie is Dark and Gritty" ..you sure? ..with OST titles like this..?

tag urself I’m highway to the angerzone

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“They’ll never find the body” is a boring threat. Threaten that they’ll never stop finding the body

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rip light yagami so sad you never got to experience cryptocurrency

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“They’re like, 12”

— — The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via guy)

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sometimes love gets lost in translation. sora takenouchi in digimon (2020, 2016, 2000) // scarlett johansson in lost in translation (2003)

original concept by @labelle-verte • song by kris allen

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Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

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digimon adventure: last evolution kizuna + letterboxd reviews (insp) disclaimer: all comments are not mine. if one of them is yours and you're not comfortable of me putting it on these gifs, please contact me and i shall take them down.

+bonus:

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Can we please talk about the picture on Taichi's phone?

please 😭 it's him an his best buddy 😭

look at them!!!

#this movie hurt me a lot #A #LOT #digimon adventure #digimon kizuna #I moved on from that separation trauma in the end of 01 and I was not expecting digimon to bring this back 10+ years later #digimon decided it has to be the very reason I’ve been depressed for 26 years #I’m sorry it’s been TWENTY YEARS #NOT TEN #FUCKING TWENTY YEARS #MY WHOLE LIFE

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A new mode of production arises out of the newly networked masses.

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DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY 

#that’s awful #reblog gong because I had no idea of this before I read this post #reblogging because I had no idea of this before I read this post