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Okay this is like the next evolution of the punk Kunikida headcanon and I am so here for it!!! I love the idea that Katai and Chuuya know each other and are sometimes chilling together, but somehow their respective law-breaking friends somehow never met.. which leads to the very comedic potential later on:

Kunikida: “Katai.. we have to find Dazais ex-partner Chuuya. It’s for an important mission”

Katai:

Teen Katai and teen Chuuya meeting as they go bail their respective idiot out of jail.

And over time start becoming friends, because this shit happens pretty regularly.

Chuuya: Glasses, damn you're early. What's he in for this time?

Katai: Nakahara, hey. Oh you know, the usual. There was a protest , a cop was harassing a kid and Kunikida decked him in the face.

Chuuya: whistles Impressive, how bad did Kunikida rough him up?

Katai: Cops nose was completely busted.

Chuuya: See at least your idiot gets thrown in here for cool shit. My dumbass decided go go violate a restraining order and go flirt with this poor woman.

Katai: wince Yikes, well if it's any consolation I have to go fill in the butt ton of paperwork from the incident.

Chuuya: Seriously?! That's fucked up, come here I'll help you with it.

Katai: Really? Thanks.

Chuuya: Don't mention it. Hmm why don't we go get some food once we're done and than come get em. Let em rot in there for a bit.

Katai: I dunno... That seems kinda mean.

Chuuya: This is 30 pages long and you're filling it out instead of him. Be a little mean once in a while.

Katai: You have a point, alright.

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@aventuras-de-andre inspired by ur post (I hope u dont mind being tagged)

#kunikida doppo #bsd #bsd fanart #bsd kunikida #kunikida fanart

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in honor of portal day, have this screenshot of a post I made in 2019 two blogs ago

Transcript:

[“honestly when I look at portal all I see is female power fantasies

like!! everything that glados is is a redemption for caroline. everything about how glados operates and what she likes and why she does what she does is a reclamation of the agency that caroline didn't have.

-caroline has to stay tight-laced and "proper" in order to make the company look good? glados sings, glados makes stupid jokes for no one's benefit except her own, glados gets angry and gets weird and gets whatever she wants to

-caroline has to curb her own intellect in order to avoid threatening the egos of the men around her? glados isn't just smart, she's clever, she's wily, she shows off the knowledge she has and does the science that she wants to do

-Caroline has to keep quiet and avoid voicing her opinion? glados has as many captive audiences as she wants, forever and ever, and by god if they aren't going to hear her every single thought

-caroline has to take abuse and misogyny and keep smiling? glados takes none of that- the scientists who tried to control her are wiped out, the man who thinks he can do her job better than she can is ruthlessly removed, anything and anyone who might threaten her is destroyed without a thought

-caroline puts up with a terrible man her whole life? boom glados is a lesbian no men needed

and chell!! chell is for every woman who is afraid of their power, who is worried about appearing too "strong" or too "angry," chell exists for every woman to look at and say, "this is who I could be if I wasn't afraid to do what I need to do to survive." chell doesn't make anyone's life easier at the cost of her own comfort, chell isn't afraid to be strong and buff and athletic (and mean when she needs to be). chell is for women who want to own their intellect without worrying about being ~refined~ and want to take no shit from anyone, whoever they are and whatever authority they have over her, chell is for women who don't want to make niceties or spare anyone's feelings, chell is for women who aren't afraid.

the women of portal tell us that it's okay to be loud or quiet or angry or weird or silly or powerful and fuck anyone who tries to keep us from being those things”

screenshotted tags which read: #god. do i need to buy portal?????

“yeah!!!”

end transcript./]

#i love this game so much ahhhhh

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Have we considered younger punk Kunikida who spent his high school and college days participating in protests, mouthing off unfair teachers and debating bigots… and also dying his hair a new colour every few weeks (he never got out of his habit to bleach his hair)

“Kunikida was probably an RA and a the strictest rule follower in college.”

No. No, I like to think that man was out of this entire mind in college. I like to think he changed his major 2 times, had a bombastic love affair that scarred him for life and made him write all those stipulations for the “ideal woman”, had a whole villain arc AND a redemption arc and THEN decided to become a math teacher

#bsd kunikida

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inspired by this, posts i truly believe to be about kunikida

#kunikida doppo my beloved #ur ideals are gonna be ur downfall dear :DD #your world will burn but the fire will keep the rest of us warm #<3

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Okay okay I‘m currently working on our beloved dark era trio under the Empire.. and any specific things about Ango? (Bc I love him okay he my special silly bureaucrat hshshsh) I thought maybe he too is a secret opponent of good ol Palpatine, but mainly bc he wants the democracy and the old political power system back (???) and not bc of ✨morals✨which I think would be more fitting as Oda‘s reasoning..

Also I am struggling with the footwear… what do we think about Dazai in nearly knee high boots?

finally figured out the star wars au for skk

ex jedi turned sith chuuya serving the emperor and ex jedi turned sith turned rebel dazai. rivals to somewhat friends and lovers to bitter enemies (on one side) to 👀👀👀

yes. this is what i will do😌

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OP please elaborate, bc that is an Amazing Idea and I need to know more (also also what if I could do concept art?? :0)

finally figured out the star wars au for skk

ex jedi turned sith chuuya serving the emperor and ex jedi turned sith turned rebel dazai. rivals to somewhat friends and lovers to bitter enemies (on one side) to 👀👀👀

yes. this is what i will do😌

#bsd #star wars

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#join a union if u got a job #or a political party u align with #if ur young #check if tehre are political youth organisations in ur area #there probably are!!!

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RSD check

Your friends don't secretly hate you

You're not a bad person for things you did and said months or years ago that you now recognize as bad

You aren't cringe for being excited about things

You don't talk too much

If you feel sick from intrusive thoughts/rsd please sip on some water, get a blanket or plush to cuddle, put on some music or a video that makes you feel happy

You are loved <3

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

#this is why I love tumblr #we are taking back the fairytales from the film studios and big marketing people

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I think I will never shake this lineart style alas, new colouring effect (??) based on the wonderful artworks of @chuhanchik (I hope you don‘t mind being tagged, sorry if so!)

#fem!spy tf2 #tf2 #tf2 spy #tf2 fanart

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Nicaragua's case against Germany in the International Court of Justice

#palestine #I had believed my country to be better than this #but no #I do not know what to do #germany is funding mass murder

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honestly, I think there’s something really neat about easter and trans day of visibility coinciding on the same day this year. christians celebrate easter to commemorate jesus’ resurrection after the crucifixion, and the holiday is associated with life and rebirth. and I’m not trans, but I know a lot of trans people who use the theme of rebirth to express their own experiences with transitioning. there’s a shared theme of immense suffering followed by the joy of being born again. I think about how jesus was said to have shown the disciples the scars on his hands from the cross after being resurrected, and of the culture surrounding gender-affirming surgical scars in the trans community, and how scars are seen as a symbol of becoming someone new.

I was refreshing myself on the biblical passage (john 20:24- what a coincidence!) and was struck by this interpretation from the central congregational church:

I left organized religion a long time ago, but something about the fact that these two days coincide this year is really beautiful to me. happy easter and trans day of visibility to all who celebrate :)

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OP that is the funniest shit I've seen today, may I turn that into a comic?

What do you think of transfem Scout? I’ve seen a lot of it and I quite like it, but I prefer transmasc scout or some form of gender-fluid scout

The only time I don't like transfem scout is when it's paired with 'and now she can date pauling cause pauling is a lesbian!' because it often feels forced for the sole purpose of pairing them together. Transfem scout stil IS scout and a shift in gender doesn't change that and I just cannot see pauling catching feelings for scout under any circumstances lmao (to each their own of course! Just not a ship for me personally) oh also transfem scout is butch

That said as much as I love transmasc scout (hadnt thought about nb/genderfluid for him tbh 👀), my personal favorite interpretation, for purely comedic value, is everyone on base is some form of trans except scout and scout has absolutely no idea. He sees Solider naked and when told soldiers dick got blown off in the war he just at face value accepts it, now slightly worried HIS dick is gonna get blown off. Spy is a man sometimes and a woman other times? Scout assumes this is just what French people are like. A weird gender is the LAST thing he's worried about with Pyro. Do you see my vision?? Scout has 'he's a little confused but he's got the spirit' energy except he really has no idea what's happening at all and no one bothers to explain it to him. He complains to medic that he didn't get kickass scars (top scars) after his uber implant surgery. Doesn't medic know chick's dig cool scars???

#tf2

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Hello @quazies :D I finally got around to make the Lil Pootis fanart I‘ve been meaning to do for a while now (guess who works better with a deadline so yeah here it is, in time for the fanart submissions yayyy hshssh)

I also wanted to use this to tell you how amazing your show is and that it basically single-handedly got me into the tf2 fandom. I even got my parents to watch it with me, since one doesn’t really need to know what tf2 is to watch it, and my dad really liked your gay little birdies!! So yeah, thanks for making the show, you are a great artist! :>

#lil pootis #tf2 #tf2 archimedes #tf2 pootis

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Magneficient <3

your medic is very gay male gaze i hope you know

This is phrased like a threat, so here's more medic.

(Fig.1: When you have Kritz ready and all the powerclasses suddenly pay attention to you)

What did you think was going to happen, when you sent me that ask.

I take that as a compliment though, thank you very much. Below are some real no-homo conversations I had in-game.

Least homoerotic class to play in tf2.

The last one is esp funny because this soldier just ran up to me "Doctor, do you want to be my wife?" before I got put into the other team.

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Giiirls I got some GREAT movies for movie night :)

Roasting you based on your favorite of these German Expressionist films

(this post is a joke; don't take it too seriously lol)

Metropolis: You've got spicy political opinions and daddy issues. You were doing great in life until you found out how corrupt capitalism is sometime in high school or college, and it's absolutely mind-boggling to you that nobody else is batting an eyelid at all the injustices of the world because they're too busy defending the concept of a 40-hour work week. You're constantly checking your privilege and everyone else's, too. Or you just want to bang a robot. That's probably it.

The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari: Okay, I could make a joke about you being emo, or you liking the most basic film on the list, but that's not really the issue here. Your Hot Topic fashion sense and shitty drugstore eyeliner are nowhere near as concerning as the fact that you have no idea who the hell you are without them. You constantly overthink everything and are great at solving everyone's problems but your own, and you're averaging like 4 hours of sleep on a good night. You can't get your intrusive thoughts to leave you alone and if you relate to literally any character in this film, you need to get help. It's okay; I promise your therapist doesn't secretly hate you.

M: You're a surprisingly sweet and empathetic person for someone whose favorite film on this list is about a child murderer. You care deeply about others and are very much in tune with yourself, but unfortunately, everything you say is so off-putting that most people don't get that vibe about you. If they actually gave you a chance, they'd find that you have a great personality, but they don't, so instead you're stuck at home stalking your ex's vacation photos on social media.

Dr. Mabuse the Gambler: You like the finer things in life. You're high-maintenance, your tastes are classy and expensive, and you actually know how wine tasting works. However, you're way too into conspiracy theories and pyramid schemes for your own good, and your cultured proclivities are deeply undercut by the fact that you probably got into Bitcoin when that was a thing. Your two career paths are either "businessperson" or "cult leader," and it's concerningly difficult to discern which one you're on.

Nosferatu: Your sense of humor relies entirely on recycling memes that are at least a decade old, and the fact that you communicate nearly entirely in pop culture references is your attempt at disguising the fact that you're really bad at socializing. You think you have lots of great ideas that make perfect sense, but most people don't know what the hell you're going on about. However, you've got one or two ride or die friends who love you for who you are, cringe and all. Keep being you, Nosferatu fan. Never change.

The Student of Prague: I'm not sure this one is actually anyone's favorite film, but if this was yours, you were into shipping the Onceler with himself when that was a thing. You're super competitive, but you have a tendency to overwork yourself and burn out quickly, so now you're living off of Top Ramen and protein bars. People love to tell you that you "have potential" and "just need to apply yourself," but what they don't get is that you're stressed 24/7 and won't give yourself a break because you're trying so hard to satisfy your own impossible standards. Please take a nap.

Der Golem: You're great with children, small animals, and potted plants, but that's because literally anyone else you have to deal with fucking pisses you off. The absolute audacity of everyone around you means you're never not two seconds away from throwing hands, but honestly? You're always right and you should say it. You're actually a really nice person, but people keep pushing you to your limit and you're sick of it. On an unrelated note, you probably work in customer service.

Different from the Others: If this is your favorite film and you're a member of the LGBT community, that's perfectly understandable. It was a monumental achievement in LGBT cinema in the early 20th century and, despite being somewhat dated by today's standards due to the time period it was created in, largely holds up as an educational, yet tragic, piece of cinema. That being said, if you're a straight/cis/allo person and this is your favorite film, what is going on with you. I want to study you in a lab. How did you find this film. Come to think of it, how did you even get into German Expressionist cinema to begin with. I just want to know

Der Januskopf: [REDACTED]

Genuine: You're a "Caligari" fan who doesn't want to seem basic like the rest of the "Caligari" fans, so somehow you ended up here. You don't actually like this film aside from the visuals. Nobody actually likes this film. You want so, so badly to like this film, so you lie to yourself, just like you do about everything else.

#(giiirls actually being genderneutral here bc I have one specific friend in mind who I already got to watch Emesis Blue) #(and now I‘m honna get them to watch these with me)