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so they unstuck the boat

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time for some vintage memeing

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https://www.instagram.com/benbencatcat/

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Congratulations.

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do u watch Podcast But Outside

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finished toadbert's halloween costume

little wizard

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Pros of chubby gf

- soft

- nice hugs

- thigh pillows??? Tiddy pillows??

Cons of chubby gf

- none

Pros of skinny gf

- fits in ur arms rly nicely

- ur hoodies are too big on her which is beautiful

Cons of skinny gf

- none

Pros of muscled gf

- abs?? Biceps??? Please???

- strong gf pick me up pls

- most likely works out a lot which is hot

Cons of muscled gf

- none

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Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?

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Tumblr, let me introduce you to my cat. This is Pi. Pi is literally one of my favorite beings on this planet. The amount of cute shit this cat does is unreal and I want to share some of it with you.

First of all, that little cheetah print string on a stick is his new favorite thing. He carries it around the house with him and will drop it near us if he wants to play.

Pi also has a green string that he likes to play fetch with. The other day boyfriend and I left the house for two minutes to put out the recycles and garbage. We come back up the stairs and hear Pi crying. He’s a very vocal cat. We open the door and in the maybe 3 minutes we were outside, Pi brought the green string to the door and waited for us. He does this on a regular basis.

Pi has a basket of toys in the family room. He will occasionally go and pick one out in the middle of the night and bring it into our bed.

Pi has a fascination with hair ties. If I set a hair tie down ANYWHERE in the house, he will find it and he will take it if he’s able.

Pi almost always wakes us up in the morning. He knows when our alarms go off and he’s usually 5 minutes ahead of them.

In conclusion, my cat is the purest being I’ve ever met and I would actually die for him. He has an Instagram too @pi_theorangecat. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

#orangecat #cats #cats being cute

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a teleporting cat. It’s just a regular housecat, but it appears in random places when you could have sworn you just saw it somewhere else

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god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner