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would you survive on a "deserted" island

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quiz brain g o brr

i got bored and made a uquiz for some reason

so sorry for my hour of absence /hj

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easter time again

I claimed Jesus in a roleplay server and I was really bummed that for the next 3 days I couldn’t use him.

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#han jisung #help me pls

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Can we go ahead and stop teaching corvids how to use tools, it's getting spooky

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You wouldn’t think that flamingoes are extremophiles just from looking at them. It’s like somebody tried to build the vertebrate equivalent of that fungus that lives inside nuclear reactors, and ended up with a gangly pink dinosaur with a spoon for a face.

#birds #flamingo #fuckin birds

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More rat comics

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i posted this ages ago on twitter and no one cared so im hoping i will find some bird likers on this app. ardeidae fancam!

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Saw this tweet and had to collect Ryan Gosling’s best PR quotes for Barbie

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this fucks

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what kind of cookie are you

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birds continue to be ungovernable as expected

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Movie Night

Johzenji High won another game against their rival school, and as soon as the game finished up and the teams got ready to leave, you ran down to meet your best friend.

Maybe you had a crush on Terushima, but first and foremost, you valued the friendship you had with him. Plus, he was insanely popular with girls at your school. Surely he had tons of options, why would he choose the girl he probably saw as his little sister over the schools most popular girl?

“Teru!” You exclaimed, running up to tackle him in a hug. Letting out an ‘oof,’ he picked you up and spun you around. “At this rate you guys could rival Karasuno!” You laughed, squirming out of his hug. He grinned at you, “Who are you kidding, we’re gonna PASS Karasuno!” He replied, starting to walk towards the gym doors. You followed him, “Right, right. My bad! How about I treat you to ramen tonight?” His eyes lit up at your proposition, “Seriously?! I thought you said you weren’t allowed to give me free ramen?”

Since you worked at the towns smallest but best ramen shop, Terushima often stopped by and would beg you for a free bowl before begrudgingly paying.

“I can’t, but I’ll pay for you. You did awesome out there today!” He turned to give you a big smile, wrapping his arm around you in a side hug. “Thanks, y/n. You’re the best.”

You headed to the ramen shop while Terushima went back to his house to change into something other than his athletic clothes. Mainly because you insisted he smelled and would drive away other customers. As soon as you finished making his usual order, he walked in the door and greeted the owners with a smile before heading to the counter and taking a seat. “Thank you, again. Maybe I’ll give you a ride to school tomorrow to repay you.” He grinned cheekily. Shaking your head, you wiped down a table next to a window. “Yeah, right. Like I’d trust you to get me to school in one piece.” You scoffed, earning an offended gasp. “Take it back, you KNOW I’m a safe driver!” Placing the condiments on the table back into place, you tried to hide your smile, “Depending on your definition of safe, sure.”

Terushima scrunched his nose as you and stuck his tongue out, the piercing you advised him not to get shining in the restaurant light. You told him not to because it would make him ‘look like a punk,’ but the real reasoning was that you didn’t think you could handle seeing your longtime crush with a tongue piercing. And you were right, it made him exponentially hotter, if that were possible.

“Anyway, we on for movie night tomorrow still?” You asked, sliding into the seat next to him. “You know it! Kazuma can’t make it though, he finally scored a date with that girl he’s been hung up on.” You fidgeted with your hands, “So just us? What do you want to watch?” Terushima nodded, “looks like it! If that’s okay,” he grinned sheepishly. “I can bring something over though!” You nodded, glancing down at your phone to check the time. “Ah, I gotta start closing up for the night. I’ll see you tomorrow, Teru!” You smiled brightly. He waved as he left the shop, and you flipped the ‘open’ sign to ‘closed.’ Cleaning up, you realized Teru forgot his jacket until you noticed the napkin with his messy handwriting. “Ur gonna freeze to death getting home, at least wear a jacket <3”

Movie night started up at around 6pm, and at 6pm sharp, Teru barged into your house. Your parents were off on a business trip, so you had the house to yourself, but they knew and loved Teru so they had no problem with him coming over. The rambunctious teen jumped over the couch and slipped a CD into the movie player, a devilish smirk on his face.

“So you’re not going to say hi?” You asked, pouring the popcorn you had just made into a bowl. “I mean, I just saw you at school two hours ago, is it worth it?” He teased. You rolled your eyes and plopped down on the couch next to him, watching as the ads for the movie started to play. “What movie is this?” You asked with wide eyes, “I swear, if we’re watching Titanic again, I’m going to bawl my eyes out.” He grinned at you, “come on, it’s been so long!” As you fought to get to the movie player to change the movie, he held you back. “Admit that you love the movie. Come on,” he urged, chuckling as you went limp in his arms and gave up. “Maybe, but I don’t like CRYING. And surely you wouldn’t want it to get out that the school flirt is a sucker for romance movies.” He scoffed, “Hardly a flirt.”

As the movie went on, you ended up cuddling with Terushima. It was a regular occurance, you were best friends, after all. When the famous flying scene came on, Teru broke the moment. “I’ve rejected every girl that’s came onto me this year, you know.” You glanced up at him from where your head was resting on his lap. “What do you mean? I thought you went to homecoming with—” “She’s a lesbian, y/n. So no, she wasn’t a date. Her girlfriend broke up with her the week before and she needed a group to go with so I took her since you went with that other guy.” You shifted up into a sitting position. “Seriously? I thought Ren liked you? Why didn’t you go out with her? She’s probably the prettiest girl at school you could get. Do you have a secret crush? There’s no way you haven’t told me. I swear, if you start keeping secrets from your BEST FRIEND, I’m gonna have to have a word with you.” You glared playfully, but your expression fell as you saw how he was looking at you. “Teru, you know I don’t mind if you don’t tell me everything, I was just joking around I promise, I didn’t mean anything by it.” He stopped you when he opened his mouth, and then closed it again, looking a bit like a fish. “I, uh, yeah, I do like this girl actually.” You tried to not let the disappointment show in your eyes and asked with as enthusiastic of a tone you could muster, “really? Who?” He glanced away, clicking his tongue piercing on his teeth as he ran a hand through his hair. “Uh, shes- well... fuck it.”

Terushima reached up and grabbed your face, both gently but also quick enough you couldn’t register what was happening until he pulled away. He just KISSED you. HE just kissed YOU. Blinking away the shock and taking in his worried face, you reached to grab his face and kiss him back. Your best friend and crush since junior high liked you, and you couldn’t wrap your head around it. Fireworks went off as you kissed him, and butterflies erupted in your stomach. His tongue piercing clicked against your teeth, and you both broke away, flushed, but laughing. He was your best friend, and the dude you had fallen head over heels for. The guy who was always there to support you. Terushima cleared his throat.

“Uh, yeah, I guess you know now. I’ve kind of liked you since high school started. It was a small enough crush I shoved it down for our first year. But, I don’t know, it felt wrong dating other girls. Damn, that’s cliche.” Terushima rambled a bit, and you could tell he was getting nervous. In your odd flustered state, you got the confidence to peck him on the lips, effectively shutting him up. “Teru, I’ve liked you since junior high. I always thought you just saw me as a little sister, and I never wanted to risk ruining our friendship.” He smiled softly at you, “Would you be willing to ruin our friendship if it meant I would be your boyfriend?” You laughed softly, snuggling up to him. “Only if it comes with rides to school,” you teased. “And only if YOU give me free ramen.” He retorted, kissing your head before settling to continue watching the movie.