#fuckin birds

[limplegsakimbo]

daily dave check

#fuckin birds

[tai-janai]

idk what to call this other than what i think happens in NWO or the emptying of the cup

shit gets so crazy my poor boy Long dont get a choice

#stp #slay the princess #the voices #emmm... #fuckin birds #voice of the cheated

[kedreeva]

I'm so sorry, I'm absolutely losing it. I went to my neighbor's today to find out what I would need to do to care for their puppy this weekend, and This Fucking Thing appeared ajgldfkjhfg she is a turkey hen. you know, the birds who quite famously look like this

with no feathers on their heads, or very little, mostly along the spine/top of the head... and this gal just rocks up with not only a LITTLE bit of feathering, but almost completely covered. Even her WATTLE had feathers.

I'mc rying

i said, what the hell is going on here? and they were like

her name's Fluffy

#turkeys #turkey #birds #bird #I can't #I wheezed laughing #MA'AM PLS #I have seen some hens with a LITTLE extra feathering #like a thicker mane down the spine #or a little extra around the ear feathers or something #but never like this #this gal heard “bearded hen” and got the SPIRIT all right #look at her little fuckin' eyebrows!!!! #GOD if I wasn't neck deep in peafowl breeding I would take her to breed feathered-headed turkeys #I would just keep picking the ones with the most feathers on their heads until they were plumed

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

#before anyone says it #yes there's no links on this #links have been breaking horrifically on my blog #for some fuckin reason #so im waiting for a bit to link everything up #in the hopes that its an ongoing issue thats getting solved #birds of a feather #feralnette au #we're finally getting to the fUN #my art

[teethflavoured]

springfest dialogue confirmed chickens for alive

#i'm on team bunny but we all know he'd be any team relating to birds cmon now #this kinda sucks ass but i injured my fuckin neck n it hurts to drawim sorry LMFAO #teethdraws #splatoon #splatoon art #splatoon 3 #splatoon fandom #splatoon fanart #spyke #spyke splatoon #splatoon spyke #springfest

[dailyloopdeloop]

DAY 7: i miss my wife bonbon

#codacheetah #isat #loop isat #twohat spoilers #isat act 6 spoilers #SLIDING IN WITH 14 MINUTES TO THE CLOCK YEA BABY #this is like the dollar store version of what i had in my head but in my defense i was out all day. woopsiedoodle #its my personal postcanon headcanon that sif goes on like a several month 'i miss my dead wife' arc about loop bc he thinks they evaporated #into the either infinity war style after their fight. so theyre rlly sad and emo n shit about it but theyre like well. i hope loop is happy #at least. i hope they moved on and found peace :) #meanwhile loop does not know what moving on is they are clawing onto mortality with every last sap of their strength #always approximately 4 seconds from deciding to track down the party #but theyre scared so they spend all their time fuckin playing with birds and scaring kids or whatever #until one day siffrin's like stars i know they probably cant hear me but i miss them. and like does the handsign morosely #and then after several seconds loop picks up like ....hi stardust!!! wow you really didnt miss me that much huh!!! #siffrin voice: YOU'RE NOT FUCKING DEAD?! #anyways what heinous crime did the running one commit. leave your answers in the comments below #also. happy one week of this fucking guy!!!

[imwritesometimes]

when Mariko told Buntaro she'd rather live a thousand years than die by his side as his wife

#I fuckin SCREECHED like a BIRD #shogun #shogun spoilers #fx shogun #erin watches shogun

[would-you-survive-in-australia]

but mod

would YOU survive in australia?

- an australian

Doing my best.

#time for some lore #i've arrived in Australia a few months ago now #really fuckin great country no cap #but god the birds. the spiders. there's snakes. #you really gotta be on your toes at all times #sometimes animals just Appear in my house #still fascinated about it all though. #saw a huntsman the other day #nature here is AMAZING #but yeah. it can definitely kill you. #anyway thanks for 1000 followers i believe in you all. #♥♥♥

[pcktknife]

drawin my lil fake starters again

#fakemon #pokemon #myart #theyre not very vibrant but thats fine im fond of somewhat flat colors #i keep changin sequail birds are so fuckin hard to draw #birds bugs fish non mammals really </3 ill get it one day #edit: very slight changes made to sequail + names n titles ^-^

[goatsghost]

something i’m just realizing about the “dick is damian’s parent” fics is that they often point out that after bruce came back, dick left for bludhaven immediately. but i just realized that’s not quite true.

bruce came back, and there were briefly two batmans (batmen?) at the same time. and then bruce left the country to go set up batman inc, for some weird reason, and dick stayed as batman to resolve some final issues. so yeah dick and damian kept being batman and robin for a good bit of time after bruce returned. do with that information what you will

#dick is damian’s parent is my favorite fic trope at the moment lol #i love how he fuckin hates dealing with this kid but also loves him like he’s his own son #and damian starts idolizing dick; his mentor his hero his caregiver; while also being a little shit (but less genuinely aggressive abt it) #every batfamily relationship is so complicated and great #dick grayson #damian wayne #bruce wayne #mine #my favorite dick scene with him is in nightwing when damian calls #and dick is like fuckkkkk i don’t wanna pick up bc then i’ll have to TALK to him 😩😩😩 #and my favorite damian interaction is when dick is showing him a birds nest while they’re on the tallest building in gotham #and damian goes ‘wowwww this is SO interesting i can’t wait to tweet about it’ #they’re both so insufferable lmao i love them

[dhmis-autism]

(so so bitterly) people need to get weirder with it when writing RG.

#LIKE SORRY. AND I SAY THIS AS A CERTIFIED HATER. YOU ALL MAKE HIM TOO NORMAL #he looked at DUCK who is so socially abrasive and annoying and offputting and horrible that everyone who meets him HATES HIM #and he was INTO it like folks we need to #CAN WE GET OUR HEADS ON STRAIGHT HERE #HE BELIVES IN MAGIC AND LIKES SMASH MOUTH AND LIKES WHEN THAT WEIRD BIRD THING IS /MEAN/ #HES A LITTLE FREAK AND I'M SICK OF ACTING LIKE HE'S NOT #HES A WEIRDO DUDE !!!!! #HES A REDGUY CODED DUCK GIRLIE HES A FUCKIN. FAN DUDE. WHICH IS CRAZY BC NO ONE LIKES THAT GUY #i said worse things on this topic. and i will not repeat them here. #but guys. remember the song Sweet Bod. anyways.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

first batch of outfit requests ft. creepy Wallyes! Wallyies. Wallys. Wallies. Wally²

plague doctor for @darling-w, and Eyes for @currently-i-am-hyperfixating <3<3

#thank you for the Looks!! #these two specifically ran right over my artblock like it was cardboard #yknow the vine of big bird fuckin smashing through the door #yeah the door is my artblock the sent outfits are big bird #ALSO PLAGUE DOCTOR WALLY IS SOMETHING I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED #it suits him i think #scribble garnish #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home fanart #tw blood #WALLY AND BLOOD JUST GO TOGETHER SO WELL #wally wally blood and dolly am i right fellas #i hope we get a chance to see him soaked in That Good Red Stuff in a future update #it would fix me i think

[m1d-45]

Okay last little idea and I'll leave you be for a bit

Xiao actually responding to the names the creator gives him. Little Friend, Pretty Bird, ect. No matter how far away you are, if you call those names, he has to stop himself from turning into a bird and flying away at that very moment. Those pet names are as much his name as any other he's kept.

-sibling anon

me when xiao

in his time with you in his adeptal form, xiao has never told you his name.

and yet, he still hears you.

if he’s in the area and the wind brings him the softest call of “you here, little friend?” he morphs in an instant, instinct taking over as he flies to your summons. he ducks through the trees, landing gracefully in your outstretched hand, meeting your wide smile with a chirp.

“there you are,” you mumble, and he ruffles his wings in an approximation of standing straighter. he is here. for you.

he’s commonly perched on your index finger, or your thumb if he’s eating from your palm. you only feed him simple almonds, yet it tastes of a delightful meal, energy coursing through his body. he’s careful not to nick your skin in his eagerness, but nobody could blame his enthusiasm if they knew what he felt.

by sitting in your hand, he is rested. by staying at your side, he is healed. he still upkeeps his duties, ever vigilant, but he’s quicker now, spurred on by something—someone—to return to. his place is at your side, and he hates keeping you waiting.

even when he has to.

xiao crossed his arms over his chest, staring off at liyue’s plains while he waited for the traveller to finish talking with… whoever. he honestly wasn’t paying attention. all he was there for was the lost adeptal artifact that the commissioner had promised he had, and then he would be on his way.

the man said something with a tilt to his tone. the traveller laughed. xiao grit his teeth.

“friend? little buddy? where are you?”

the call pulled at his soul as every other name he held, and he itched to answer.

paimon made a comment, an ooh! tossed somewhere in the middle, and xiao snapped.

“can we wrap it up? this is not a proper use of an adeptus’ time.”

the man swiftly apologized, handing over the totem, and xiao all but snatched it from his hand. a ‘farewell’ may or may not have slipped from him in time for the traveller to hear, he wasn’t sure. all he knew was that one moment he was dropping the totem off at his room at the inn, and the next he was leaping off the balcony, shifting mid-air to fly towards you.

he let out a loud cry when he spotted you, tucking in his wings to dive. you saw him and held out your hand, a motion so familiar that the actions to land were muscle memory.

he flared his wings, slowing his fall, flapping once, twice, before settling on your index finger. your thumb reached up, as it always did, and he leaned into it, repressing a coo at the feeling of it smoothing over his back.

“there you are, my pretty bird. where were you?”

a shiver rolls down his small body at your words, and he hides behind your thumb. you had many names for him—little friend, blue bird, simply blue—but pretty bird?

your pretty bird?

he’s hot in a way he can’t identify, a melting mix of emotions filling his chest. pride, admiration, adoration, even, all blurring into a messy film that covered his mind.

you turned towards your camp, keeping the hand with him perched close to you. “doesn’t matter. you’re here now, pretty bird. i missed you, you know.”

and you missed him?

xiao’s known for a while that the one on the throne wasn’t truly his god, but now he’s wondering if you were. the swell of confusing feelings was proof enough; were you anybody else, mortal or immortal, god or adepti, he’d have surely struck you down for your behavior long ago. cooing over him as if he were a mere household pet, feeding him scraps of crushed fruit, calling him such names as ‘pretty bird’- he’d have morphed back the second he was strong enough, held his blade to your throat and called you insolent and ungrateful. he’d leave you with a scar, and yet here he was, apologizing for the one he did leave in any way he could.

you carefully poured some almonds pieces in your palm, and he shifted to your thumb as you sat. were you anybody else, you would be dead. but your eyes are still open, carefully watching him, and your heart still beats blood. he can feel your pulse through his claws, sometimes, and often finds his own slowing down to match it.

you had an adeptus eating from the palm of your hand, and yet you were none the wiser. you simply propped your head in your free hand, a gentle smile on your face.

“my pretty bird,” you said quietly, and xiao’s eyes closed of their own volition.

yours.

#m1d : [chats] #m1d : [secrets] #sibling anon #bird!xiao shenanigans #< sorry for high jacking your post for this king #to stew anon: i saw your ask regarding bird xiao but the topic makes me uncomfortable. while i agree with your last point everything prior #is off the table. not your fault btw i never gave anything to suggest otherwise #anyway here’s another 800 words abt bird xiao in hopefully ‘good enough’ compensation #hey FUCK tumblr for continuing to delete the last paragraph of my fics #wholeheartedly #GOD fuck this fuck everything lesson learned NEVER DO JACK SHIT IN THE DRAFTS #tumblr is hell and i’m not good enough at navigating to get our #i’m fuckin sobbing- on my hands and knees disoriented and confused

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

#birds of a feather #my felix is he/they #just gonna start adding that into my general tags i think fdsdfsdf #i have like a billion ppl who ask me pretty frequently #felix culpa #marinette dupain cheng #feralnette au #in which marinette endears herself to felix's ballet class #and felix too. lmao #this is the chapter where felix fuckin falls fast and hard

[badpoetryboi]

#madds buckley #my love is sick #dogbird #wine and wheat #religious imagery got me FUCKED up #Fuckin love this album #take my tongue in your teeth #OH SINNER #istg #im a hunting breed and BIRD IS ALL WE EAT #they sniff you out they gnash their teeth #Ahhhhhhh

[avernine]

chookum doodle!

#art #artists on tumblr #implied gore #cute horror #chickin #chickens #chickenblr #bird art #vintage art #goblincore #doodle #anti ai watermark #sorta #tryin it out #my brain went screwy from trying to make a fuckin. Aesthetically Pleasing Art Leaflet for to put on this here site #so I had to chicken about it #for those in the know this is not Representational of Vasilisa the ''chicken''[sic] but it's her vibes #chickens are dinosaurs #oh oh oh #living dinosaurs #digital illustration #illust #animals #birdblr