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This is funny because my island is I guess very far from Madagascar?
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This is funny because tarantulas are hairy, and any situation involving tarantulas is certain to be unpleasant.
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This is funny because “Rajah” sounds vaguely like “rather”
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Since atlases are for navigation,
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i am really sorry about this because i am certified as the Dumbest Person Alive, but i really don’t understand the sea bass one? i’m really sorry if it’s glaringly obvious and i just don’t get it!
Sea is pronounced like the letter grade C, and C+ is better than a C. dw it was confusing for me too because the trick is that the joke doesnt involve “bass” 
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This is funny because “agrias” sounds vaguely like “agree”, and butterflies are not happy with their captor
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This is funny because “oar” rhymes with “more”
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Zebras live on land, turkeys can fly, and fish live in water
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This is funny because can is the positive form of “can’t”, and fishing for this mf makes you less positive as time goes on and you keep catching sea bass instead.
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Orange is a kind of citrus fruit that sounds like the word “aren’t”
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This is funny because rare is the opposite of common, green is another color of glass, and jar is another glass item you can put things into.
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Looooocust is an extended spelling of locusts, which makes it into a long word
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This is funny because koi is a homophone with coy, which means to be shy. The second part of the joke it that coy is then spelled wrong as koi
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This is funny because orchids are flowers, a part of the plant that blooms
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This is funny because butterflies are the adult forms of caterpillars
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Fleas are irritating creatures that make animals itch with their saliva, a terrible fate.
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This is funny because darn is a bad word
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