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minchy boiling over with rage throwing off his gloves to reveal

tiny smol porcelain doll hands

04.27.2024 round 1, bos @ tor, game 4

#leafs lb #toronto maple leafs #auston matthews #mitch marner #william nylander #nhl playoffs 2024

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omg my bro and i are watching the game and i read this out loud to him we're crying laughing

Girl what

#stars lb #dallas stars #matt duchene #nhl playoffs 2024

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shaking and crying if people survived the caps from 04 to 2017 we can fucking do this kids

#leafs lb #if ovi was drafted in 2016 his cup would come in 2030 #<- oh shit. perspective my old foe #nhl playoffs 2024 #auston matthews #alex ovechkin #toronto maple leafs #washington capitals

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one day i will write the essay about the way the virulent hatred of mitch very much ties into the misogyny of hockey culture but tonight is not that night because mostly what i need is a knife

#leafs lb #WOOF #spittin bars #mitch marner #nhl garbage league #toronto maple leafs

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3-1 both the game and the series

"leafs have potentially played their last game here at scotiabank for the year"

#leafs lb #nhl playoffs 2024

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The thing is we know that it is fully possible for them to score 2 or 3 in however many seconds and that's how they keep us hanging around with hope

#leafs lb

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I'm imagining auston sitting in a stall rn with the game feed piping in over the speakers. When mitchy scored he tooted in celebration

#leafs lb #im sry im so sorry💀 #nhl playoffs 2024 #food poisoning is a bitch #auston matthews

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Oooh leafs decided to start playing 46min in. Smart, that's the way. Keep your opponents guessing, they don't know when/if you're gonna show up

#leafs lb #nhl playoffs 2024

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Holy shit minchy about to win this entire series for us singlehandedly

#leafs lb #(let me delulu) #nhl playoffs 2024

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Ok finally collapsed down on the couch

Welp. wtf for. Doesn't look like the leafs are playing tn

HOLLUP WHERE IS AUSTON WHO DID WHAT

He crappin. Food poisoning

#leafs lb #nhl playoffs 2024 #auston matthews

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But to suggest MacKinnon doesn't pay attention to the world around him would be inaccurate -- because he does. Especially when the conversation turns to what happened at the NHL All-Star Game back in February. More specifically, when he and Crosby posed for a picture with Justin Bieber.

Bieber stood between Crosby and MacKinnon with the pop star leaning closer to Crosby. The running joke on social media was that Bieber was going to crop MacKinnon out of the photo.

And then the joke became reality. Bieber posted several pictures from All-Star Weekend, including one of just him and Crosby, with the only vestige of MacKinnon being his right shoulder and his No. 29.

Others noticed. The most-liked comment on Bieber's feed was about MacKinnon, with someone writing, "damn mackinnon got the crop." It led to several responses ranging from, "what'd he ever do to you justin" to "i'm not even an avs fan and this hurts me lol."

Another person chimed in to say, "but I mean ... It's Crosby ..." followed by someone else stating "but its also mackinnon. Who eventually will be a hall of famer."

So what does MacKinnon think of all this?

"Yeah, I don't blame him," MacKinnon said with a smile. "It's Sidney Crosby! He's an icon! A Canadian icon! I get it. I'm not like a household name. I know that, and that's OK. It's just funny to me. I'm not offended. Justin seemed like a nice guy."

from espn

#THIS IS SO MUCH CRINGE but like soooo natemac #he would do the exact same thing to Anyone including his own mother and probably already has countless times to his own family's chagrin #sidnate #sidney crosby #nathan mackinnon #justin bieber #nhl asg 2024 #colorado avalanche #pittsburgh penguins

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babysitting tn so I'm gonna be in and out. know that i am queasy in my stomach with you🙏

#leafs lb #nhl playoffs 2024

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Omg ny-i lives another day??!?!! Canes im gonna need y'all to drive that stake in in game 5. Snatch away this little bit of hope that has been granted.

#canes lb #ooooh only round 1 and I'm already being so evil #nhl playoffs 2024

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HELLO!?!?!?! HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#oh hi hello wots all th😳 HI HELP HELLO HALP PLS #THIS IS A POLY I WANT TO WATCH AGHHFDSDAJUFD #miles wood #ross colton #alexandar georgiev #colorado avalanche #avs lb #nhl playoffs 2024

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he’s sooooo girlfriend shaped. my strange alien girlfriend who is baffled by and a bit afraid of cameras.

#this is the dude on your couch with you for a full weekend of matinee and evening playoff hockey #we had to pause for jeopardy #sidney crosby #the comfiest sid ever #pittsburgh penguins

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backwards hat nathan mackinnon, you mean so much to me!!!

#hi beautiful #that's a face I'd like to sit on hmm what no i said nothing no words were uttered #nathan mackinnon #colorado avalanche #nhl playoffs 2024

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My leafs fans/mitchy discourse conclusion:

99% of hockeyman "fans" are just too gd dumb to see what the highly skilled and clever minchy is doing out there. All they think is "goal? Good player. No goal? Bad player. Trade." These idiots forget that mitch is a very recent👏 selke👏 finalist👏 and only lost to The Patrice Mothafuckin Bergeron

Jonas siegel just wrote an article about what minchy is doing in these playoffs, not what he's not (scoring goals) and yup here we go, buckle up bitches bc the comment section of the athletic did not heed directions, and sadly they've all recently fallen on their heads and keep repeating "disagree" and nonsense derogatory insults while slamming their own heads into the concrete walls of scotiabank like incorrectly stimulated NPCs

Ok so what is mitchy's line doing out there?

Minchy mouse is doing the dirty necessary work not the pretty highlight reels work:

Sheldon:

Mo:

Why's minchy doing this? Simple. He's doing it for his big gorgeous man:

Naturally you're still thinking "Ok yes yes he is doing the lord's work on his own line in the D-zone but i neeeed to see him back with auston in the O-zone🙏😭 i need to see my beautiful soulmates (teammates) making tender love (playing hockey) with multiple orgasms (full-time in the offensive zone) and giving birth to adorable babies (scoring goals)" and i give you this:

Sheldon well aware he needs to give both the people and auston what they want and lets em out together here n there and has done so since the beginning of this series, so i think we can rely on seeing some 3416 in most games, just maybe not in set lines bc they need his D skills more

Final thoughts:

MINCHY MARNIE MOUSE IS A FUCKIN BADASS LITTLE CREATURE DOING ALL THIS WHILE STANDING ONE MIGHTY APPLE TALL ON SLIPPERY ICE

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does he need to score more, even up against b's top line? Sadly yes, but no one's worried

Rest easy babes. Mitch marner's taking care of his big papi and his boys🙏

I kept most stats and example plays out but if you're interested in the details, article's here👇

#leafs lb #mitch marner #nhl playoffs 2024 #toronto maple leafs #1634 #auston matthews #3416 #sheldon keefe #morgan rielly #john tavares #annieQ hockey thoughts