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i love gifs that don’t loop. they had a story to tell and now they’re done

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Unless you have concrete evidence, "The government did X thing to distract from Y thing" is conspiracy thought.

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#after midnight bc my bedtime is always after midnight atm

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I wish I could make cats understand the concept of fairness. Of hypocrisy. I wish next time Beatrice was eating I could stick my hand in her bowl and dig around and say "see? Not very nice is it?" And she would say "I understand now father you're right". But instead? Big fat paw in my soup

#hdkjgdgjdkhf #cats

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let’s be real the best tumblr has EVER looked was the short span of time where you could slap code into posts and we had classics like these

tumblr has never been closer to the core aesthetic and sense of humor of its userbase 

#i miss that one post that made hundreds of copies of the word Rat cover several posts above it

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#dungeon meshi

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🥰

#niceeeeeeee #dungeon meshi

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I regularly have dreams I refer to as "Big Luca Dreams", wherein my dog Luca is very big. They are my favorite dreams.

This is how big Luca is in the Big Luca Dreams

#i love that for him!!! #hes big!!!! #dogs

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Lamb to the slaughter

#niceeee #dungeon meshi

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LMAO THE "WOAH HEY" FROM MARCILLE HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK

#fhkhfkdggjgjddhjhfk #dungeon meshi

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Kabru trying his usual approach to undermining people against Laios is so funny. It’s like he’s a grandmaster at chess, poker, and everything else that requires mind-games coming up to a guy, fully expecting to beat him at any game under any circumstances, only to realize he didn’t prepare for the one thing he’d actually be faced with, which is a hotdog eating contest against a guy whose friends call him “the vacuum cleaner”.

#once again this post is so good hjdfsjjhdfjdsf #dungeon meshi

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Turn on your timestamps though because I think I will legitimately lose my mind if I see one more news post from 2017 getting shared like it's recent or another fundraiser post from 2014 made by a deactivated blog. Seriously. Please. I'm so tired. And stop starting discourse with people on posts over comments they made 3+ years ago.

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the muse ⬇️

#dungeon meshi

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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#butter and peanut butter and syrup