I feel like every 7 years people realize that unfertilized eggs are just chicken periods and then get so weirded out by it bc of their weak, juvenile disgust with menstruation that they just forget until the next time it comes around.
Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken
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When I was a very suicidal trans activist in Texas, Benjamin Sisko saying “sure, you would [die for your people]. Dying gets you off the hook. The question is: are you willing to live for your people?” changed and possibly saved my life. It’s up there with “if we are going to be damned, let us be damned for who we really are” from Picard. Star Trek not only shows us a better world, it teaches us how to make it there
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Emily chanting "That's my husband!!" after Murph says "You gotta honor the cock" is relationship goals x1000.
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Ahem...
hey wait i just had a thought. what would Data's handwriting look like. do you think whenever he has to handwrite he just perfectly prints New Times Roman in size 14 onto the paper in three seconds or something. wait imagine if he wrote in Comic Sans
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this may or may not be a fantasy writing exercise for me. please reblog
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Me actually kinda liking SNW:
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It only just now occurred to me watching the LD/SNW crossover ep that Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell are a Star Trek First Officer Power Couple.
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"This Pon Farr could've been an email" - @bagginsgotdabooty
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amok time
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So, bare with me. I had a dream that I gave a presentation about Janeway’s hairstyles. 😂
I included everything I could think of, and I’m sorry if I forgot anything significant!
Feel free to reblog for more votes!
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Hi daforge nation
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I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?
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i had a joke about orpheus and eurydice but looking back it wasn't a good idea
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