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camila and cole were out together in vancouver today. nobody tell zumpie I don’t want her day to be ruined by this horrifying and tragic news

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Rest in Peace, Luke Perry!

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hi sydney

Hi friends!

I’m Sydney, and I’m your new admin :) I love Barchie and I love this blog, and I feel so lucky to help keep it going! I haven’t written fics in a VERY long time, but I’ve been wanting to get back into it so hopefully one day I’ll be able to post my own works. In the meantime I’ll still be sharing Barchie content, and I’m always down to talk theories/episode reviews/etc. if you have any questions my ask box is always open!

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bless

Lmao

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i wish i was $1 billion worldwide today

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Z*mpie Translator

Gingerbread Twins= Juniper and Dagwood

Penelohoe= Penelope

Douchie= Archie

Vermin= Veronica

Hymen= Hiram

Bratz Doll= Hermione

Paulie= Polly

Sisters of Teen Oppression= Sisters of Quiet Mercy

Tinkle= Toni

Poison Pussy= Peaches/Pretty Poisons

Barfie= Barchie

Dosie= Archosie

Vagey= I'm assuming it's Veggie

If I missed any, tell me lol

#riverdale #i had to do some deep digging #consider this your riverdale rosetta stone

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Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #barchie twice a day.

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Send me 3 names and I’ll tell you who I’d marry, fuck and kill

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Riverdale 3x18 “Jawbreaker” Promo Pics Part #1

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there he is!!! my favourite flannel wearing garage soundproofing dad!!!! 

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Joaquin, something might go down. If it does, just know that I will come back for you.

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Jeronica and Barchie fandom, I have a sincere question to you guys that ship both couples.

Would you read a fanfic where Veronica would be kind of a tomboy, with a sarcastic, selfish version of  Jughead, who would come home to receive an inheritance, while Archie is an elementary school teacher and Betty a famous model with deep issues she hides from everyone?

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When I’m on the football field, the stands can be packed. Packed, and it doesn’t affect my game at all. Singing makes you vulnerable in a way that football doesn’t. 

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Opinion on people shipping Edgar and Cheryl?

I hope you all know that I’m all for whatever anyone wants to ship. If it makes you happy, let it make you happy.

…except in a few cases, and this is one of those cases. She’s an underage lesbian and he’s an older male in a position of power. Nothing about that situation should end up in any sort of romantic relationship. Sorry.

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oh no theyre holding her hostage

#riverdale #toni topaz

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“Betty shhshshs, someone just trew a milkshake in my face, now it’s not the time to talk about your sex advetures you cum rag”

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