#consider this your riverdale rosetta stone

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Z*mpie Translator

Gingerbread Twins= Juniper and Dagwood

Penelohoe= Penelope

Douchie= Archie

Vermin= Veronica

Hymen= Hiram

Bratz Doll= Hermione

Paulie= Polly

Sisters of Teen Oppression= Sisters of Quiet Mercy

Tinkle= Toni

Poison Pussy= Peaches/Pretty Poisons

Barfie= Barchie

Dosie= Archosie

Vagey= I'm assuming it's Veggie

If I missed any, tell me lol

#riverdale #i had to do some deep digging #consider this your riverdale rosetta stone