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Nirvana - Come as You Are

#audio

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

#LESBIANS!!!! #were here were queer were in bed be 10pm FELT THAT

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are wizards microwave safe?

the wizard will be fine

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#YTDYRDTDYGKILHHGUKYG

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The Dyke Project manifesto printed on the back of estradiol and testogel boxes

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I love subjects and topics

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youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

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Someone: how have you been doing?

Me, hanging on by a thread:

#video #lil nas x

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

#Reminds me of the time a man tried to order a coffee from me #at a supermarket #not a cafe at all #insisted he got one here last week. #pointed around the desk asking where i was supposed to make the coffee

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me looking up at you after you call my name

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I WAS FOLLOWING THE PACK ALL SWALLOWED IN THEIR COATS WITH SCARVES OF RED TIED ‘ROUND THEIR THROATS TO KEEP THEIR LITTLE HEADS FROM FALLIN’ IN THE SNOW AND I TURNED 'ROUND AND THERE YOU GO AND, MICHAEL, YOU WOULD FALL AND TURN THE WHITE SNOW RED AS STRAWBERRIES IN THE SUMMERTIME

#fleet foxes

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Crack-Up by Fleet Foxes is Transgender!

requested by @killthejokes

#so true #fleet foxes

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“you fucking that old man?” until his hips fucking shatter, baby!

#to shreds you say?