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spotify what the fuck what the fuck why would you play Euthanasia right after Tomcat Disposables i’m fucking sobbing

#will wood #tomcat disposables #audible sobbing

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y’all know that one video of an edited version of i/me/myself where they switched the second and fourth beats? i think that video is peak will wood fan culture, simply because it gave me my favorite line ever.

‘goyfriend birlfriend’

#i/me/myself #will wood #will wood and the tapeworms #william woodiam #the silly man (he’s on drugs)

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do you think the Flesh could help trans people transition? time sensitive question.

#the flesh #tma #the magnus archives

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we’re so close to 200,000 so here’s my cat

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

#cat #cats #look at my son #he’s my baby

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God I love him...(he's so gender and like me fr fr)

#will wood is so gender #in a way that i don’t wanna think about #IT’S ME PEDRO PASCAL-

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diversity wins! the text-to-speech voices are gay!

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #i haven’t actually listened to it yet #because i don’t have time #but i will!

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you know that spontaneous urge to make another tumble account to do a comedy/horror in-character account for a dollar tree that has some…unique features? just me?

(hypothetically, if i did do this, would anyone be interested in it? no? yeah, that’s what i thought.)

#comedy/horror is the best genre #the urge is strong #i’m probably gonna do it

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i am no longer allowed to have free time

Oh my god it’s him. it’s Marius

#Marius von Raum #the mechanisms #the mechs #he’s a ten but he’s not a real doctor or a baron

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therapist: will wood with unfinished rendering isn’t real, he can’t hurt you

will wood with unfinished rendering:

#will wood #wwattw #will wood and the tapeworms #the fingers…i’m so sorry

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IF ANYONE KNWS ANY FICS ABOUT THIS !!!

Okay but imagine Jon of this universe talking casually on the underground and Colin jolts to attention.

"You!"

"Sorry??"

"YOU!!"

"Good lord-"

Jon having no ideas why he's being chased by a sleep deprived Scottish man.

#the magnus archives #tma #the magnus protocol #tmp #i haven’t actually listened to it yet #because i’m in the middle of re-listening to tma #so that i’m ready #but holy shit i’m so excited

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every time i see the tumblr ‘get a domain’ message i immediately think of a fear domain

#the magnus archives #tma #fear domains are fucking neat #honestly though hear me out #the stranger is the best entity

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’are you an early bird or a night owl’ bitch i am not the sunshine i am not the moon at night who else could i be when i can hardly see?

#dr sunshine is dead #wwattw #will wood #will wood and the tapeworms #fun fact: bones bones bones let me see your bones

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gay people were invented by will wood to sell more The Normal Albums

#will wood #wwattw #will wood and the tapeworms #the normal album #i’m really normal #about marsha thank you for the dialectics but i need you to leave #almost as normal as the album

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gunpowder tim’s high notes in Hereward the Wake <3

gunpowder tim’s low notes in Stranger <3

gunpowder tim <3

#gunpowder tim #gp tim #the mechansims #the mechs #i may be aroace #but i’m still gay for him #okay but he could share some of that gender with me #he has so much gender it’s unfair

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the mechanisms:

#the mechanisms #the mechs

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come on, don’t give me that face. seriously, stop giving me people’s faces. where do you even find these??

#shitpost #shitposting #i am unwell :)

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statement: has good reasoning behind it, proof, and somewhat makes sense

s1 jon: utter bullshit, must’ve been drugs

statement: features one (1) book from mr. weird guy’s library

s1 jon: i believe every word of this. it is undeniably true.

#imagine s1 archival assistants #trying to figure out why he believes in the spooky books #jurgen leitner #FUCK JURGEN LEITNER #the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #jon sims