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Henry making Alex laugh
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pls enjoy strawberry alex for a sweet fruity post movie treat 🍓‼️
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“give yourself away sometimes, sweetheart. there’s so much of you.”
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love is about to get royally complicated ❤️🤍💙
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Henry is every introvert ever when separated from their Emotional Support Extrovert at a party.
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arse-crack-thistle · 8 months
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Henry: we can’t be together.
Alex: yes we can.
Henry: I am breaking up with you.
Alex: no you’re not.
Henry: why are you being so stubborn?
Alex: well for starters you’re still wearing my hoodie.
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arse-crack-thistle · 8 months
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my baby gurls
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other variations if yall want:
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*watching rwrb for the second time with my aunt and my mom*
aunt: alex is so hot
mom: yeah but he’s so annoying
me: that’s literally his whole point!!!!!
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i love her, your honor
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arse-crack-thistle · 9 months
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i would watch a ten-part documentary series on the hanover-stuart royal family tree. i must know the lore behind this name. from james vi/i to henry. the tea must be piping.
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arse-crack-thistle · 9 months
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stephen fry was on set for a day, served cunt, said homosexual in the funniest way possible, and went on with his day
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"He is, in fact, six-foot twoo sir"
Instagram: @claus.baizabal
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arse-crack-thistle · 9 months
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I KNEW HENRY “GAY AS A MAYPOLE” FOX-MOUNTCHRISTEN-WINDSOR WAS A GIANT DIEHARD SWIFTIE!! THAT BITCH WAS FRONT ROW IN THAT CELEBRITY BOX NIGHT ONE OF EAST RUTHERFORD!!!! HE HEARD GETAWAY CAR AND MAROON AND CRIED YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE!!!!!!
(source: casey on threads)
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rip to the real ones 🙏
june claremont-diaz
rafael luna
agent cash
stepdaddy leo
liam (shoutout to bf spencer too)
onscreen catherine
waspy hunter (eh)
queen mary
cornettos (and glasses)
silk kimonos
star wars references
wimbledon
powerpoints
official courtship photos
henry’s j-14 spread
“you are the thistle in the tender and sensitive arse crack of my life” (obvs)
“cornbread knows what i have done, and he is here to make me atone”
bigger bisexual spirals
longer grief talks
more emails (feat. queer couples in history)
“fucking eyelashes”
“your song” by elton john
“dear thisbe, i wish there weren’t a wall. love, pryamus”
“i want you—” “then fucking have me.”
“two homes side by side”
“AN INCOMPLETE LIST: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HRH PRINCE HENRY OF WALES”
“sería una mentira, porque no sería él”
“history, huh?” t-shirts
“i love him on purpose”
“the truth is, also, simply this: love is indomitable”
and anything else i (they) missed…
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Zahra blinks, presses her lips together, and makes a noise like she’s being strangled. (...) “Would it make any difference at all if I told you not to see him again?” Alex looks over at Henry, looking rumpled and nauseated and terrified at the corner of the bed. “No.”
RED, WHITE & ROYAL BLUE (2023) dir. Matthew Lopez
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he's kenough ❤️
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I'M FUCKING GOING INSANE ACTUALLY!!!!!
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