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I've decided to call this style of poem a rigbyu (like a senryu but with rigby, eleanor) and i have composed a few more

gideon jura

scrappy poor kid almost killed by the god of the dead

planeswalked instead

cronus ampora

flanderized husk of his dancestor, dunked on by all

bluest of balls

jotaro kujo

cant kick your ass unless he can get closer to you

dolphins are cool

et cetera et cetera i think this is kinda neat make some rigbyu if you feel like it or dont im not your mom, not your president, and not your rodrick

i think we should start writing eleanor rigby poems

kinda like a haiku or a limerick but the whole gimmick is it works to the tune of eleanor rigby, like so

five syllable name

certain details of the person who uses that name

rhyming refrain

or for a more specific example

shadow the hedgehog

ultimate lifeform, the edgier half of the blue

"faker is you"

#rigbyu #poem #poems on tumblr #words words words #homestuck #mtg #jjba

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i think we should start writing eleanor rigby poems

kinda like a haiku or a limerick but the whole gimmick is it works to the tune of eleanor rigby, like so

five syllable name

certain details of the person who uses that name

rhyming refrain

or for a more specific example

shadow the hedgehog

ultimate lifeform, the edgier half of the blue

"faker is you"

#all the lonely people #why would you write this poem

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like to arf

reblog to woof

#im a dog #puppyposting #this post isnt great but it exists now

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im kinda in a weird middleground as a semi-early gen z-er who was very online very early and hi hello i just wanna say that

It's come to my attention that a good portion of the younger generation has not been made aware of one of the greatest and most hated PILLARS of millennial society.

So I apologize, but I must take on this task. A new hand must touch the beacon. The knowledge must be passed on. The chain can not be broken.

So.

The Game.

The following are the rules of The Game:

there is no winning The Game

once you know of The Game, you are always playing the game

the point of The Game is to not think about The Game

if you think about The Game, you have lost The Game, and must announce this to those around you - causing them to also lose The Game

A "reset period" of roughly an hour or two before loss announcements is common in colloquial rules to allow yourself and those around you to properly temporarily "forget" about The Game, however that is not an official rule.

Go forth, you next generation, and I am sorry.

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The got damn blowjob or whatever

#shut your fucking mouth #and take this rb #its funny cuz i enjoy both :3

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Date an exceedingly intelligent boy, so it’s all the more satisfying when you manage to fuck him stupid.

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ok i changed my mind you have a point

Where is Go tumblr. I want to see people hornyposting about joseki this instant. I want to see people dunking on other people for losing a capturing race. I want to reblog people talking about white and black stones on a board please.

And most of all, I want any people to play with pleaseeeee

#also katago is mommy #dont even need a gajinka for that

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im incredibly sorry but HWHATposting about FUCKING JOSEKI????

yknow

the part of go that is literally THE MOST TEDIOUS THING TO LEARN???

THAT JOSEKI??

cmon hornypost about lee sedols move 78 like the rest of us

Where is Go tumblr. I want to see people hornyposting about joseki this instant. I want to see people dunking on other people for losing a capturing race. I want to reblog people talking about white and black stones on a board please.

And most of all, I want any people to play with pleaseeeee

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wheres the giant floating sans head op

WHERE IS IT

Yesterday I had a dreamt Tumblr started drawing Perry the Platypus humanized and he became a Tumblr-sexyman even tho he doesn't have a Canon human design yet. Then Disney made it canon and married him with Doofenshmirtz on a theatrical movie. Everyone cried and called it the ship of all time, blueprints, etc etc. And even casual people started cosplaying them. And making weddings themed after them. A floating sans head was there for some reason, whispered "February 1" and I woke up in a cold sweat

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OH NO

he chuckled,,

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leninist…….. slut……….. okay………

tell me the pussy wasn't fatter than a snow tire with twice the grip. liberalism has clouded your soul like a schoolyard marble

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I love that there's so many gay people living in my phone, the only downside is I sometimes have to watch them observe the horrors

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equipping the 601 badge like its a gibus and im a stock scout

#tf2 #this post is about bullshit

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Wizards make all those funny hand gestures because they're selecting the spell from a terrible UI

­The reason spell slots are so limited is because your wizard refuses to buy premium magic.

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50. The endless rain of hellfire that I surely deserve for having answered all these questions as yes no or maybe, but failing that a cool breezy spring day

Be nosy

1. What’s your sexual orientation?

2. What are you obsessed with right now?

3. Ever done any drugs?

4. What piercings do you want?

5. How many people have you kissed?

6. Describe your dream home.

7. Who are you jealous of?

8. What’s your favorite show to binge?

9. Do you watch porn?

10. Do you have a secret sideblog?

11. If you could teleport anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?

12. What’s one of your fantasies?

13. Do you have/would you get your nipples pierced?

14. How would you spend a million dollars?

15. Are you in a relationship?

16. Do you follow porn blogs?

17. Are you angry with anyone right now?

18. What tattoos do you want?

19. If you could change your name, would you? What would you change it to?

20. What is something you’re obsessed with?

21. Describe your best friend.

22. Tag someone you think is hot.

23. Who are five of your favorite bands/musical artists?

24. What are three places you want to travel?

25. Describe your perfect Friday night.

26. What’s your favorite season?

27. What’s your pet peeve?

28. Who is the funniest person you know?

29. What’s the most overrated movie?

30. Tag someone you want to talk to but have been too shy to message.

31. Do you like paper books or ebooks better?

32. If you could live in a fictional world, what world would you pick?

33. If money was no object, what would your wardrobe be like?

34. What’s your coffee order?

35. Do you have a crush on anyone?

36. Do you still have feelings for any of your exes?

37. Have any tattoos?

38. Do you drink?

39. Are you a virgin?

40. Do you have a crush on any of your mutuals?

41. How many followers do you have?

42. Describe the hottest person you know.

43. What’s your guilty pleasure?

44. Do you read erotica?

45. What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on?

46. How many people do you follow?

47. If you could marry any celebrity, who would you pick?

48. Describe your ideal partner.

49. Who do you text the most?

50. What’s your favorite kind of weather?

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