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Meow

Sphinx got your tongue?

#disney hades

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one thing we can agree on. cheers to another villain in the underworld

hi! this is hell actually :))((

FUCKKKKK not the underworld again. I HATE their king

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hey, man, whatever. It's all lethe water under the bridge to me.

And gee, thanks. You know, the screams of the damned were actually Claude's idea. We just let him out again a few weeks ago after he poisoned himself again. Can you believe that guy? He just can't stay away from eternal damnation.

hi! this is hell actually :))((

FUCKKKKK not the underworld again. I HATE their king

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Hah, looks like I got another chunk of brimstone caught in my ear.

You

WHAT

the Lord of the Underworld?

hi! this is hell actually :))((

FUCKKKKK not the underworld again. I HATE their king

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help i was petting cerberus but now hes sleeping and i cant get up how could something so pettable be so powerful

Oopsy, looks like I was a little late to answer this S.O.S.

Well... welcome to the underworld, pal. Look on the bright side- now you can pet Cerbie for all eternity!

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hey girl. thoughts on hecate

Good for business, but I'm personally not her biggest fan. You know what they say about folks with two-faces. Or, hey, three!

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I vow to sacrifice as many noble, kind-hearted heroes as I can find this year

LENT

CITIZENS OF PARIS. Submit to me your lenten sacrifices for judgment

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happy chocolate day to the most fire guy of all time 💙🔥🍫💙🔥🍫💙🔥🍫💙🔥🍫

hey, hey hey! right back atcha. never thought I'd say it, but I am loving the love this year

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why does persephone call you babygirl

how about we stop talking for a little while

#disney hades #reference #happy valentine's to all my underworld residents 😚🔥

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can i pet cerberus :D

Sure thing, he's real friendly. Great with kids! If you're mortal, though, I'd watch the fingers- he gives big love bites.

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hewwo? is anybody thewe? hewwo? pwease somebody hewp me i seem to be in a wittwe bit of twubbwe @( ◕ x ◕ )@ HEWWO?? PWEASE IM DWOWNING IM SCAWED IWW DO ANYTHING FOR YOU PWEASE HEWP

Anything?

Then perish

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Greetings, oh, Lord of the Dead! I lay upon your scorching presence a humble curiosity that enthralled mine mind enough, that modestly I felt obliged to bring it around your presence. If ever found yourself, if I may query, humanly-form binded, God-powers-lessened, yet unthreatened, and cradled in well benign environment; if offered the chance: out of all the mortal's pastimes activities and games, which would you choose to engage with?

Well, well. I'd nearly forgotten about this blog 'o mine with the January illness rush down here in Hadestown.

As for the Q, I'm pretty impartial to board games. I gotta big collection of custom chessboards (mostly apology gifts from Loosey-Zeusy. He's forgotten my birthday every year for the past 1,200, if you can believe it)

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other than your brothers, do you talk to the other gods often?

what's your opinion on some of them?

eh, you know, a little chit chat there, a little schmoozing here, I get around when I can.

For the most part, they're a buncha stuck-up lapgods with their holy heads in the clouds (literally!)

Not that the underworld variety are any better, though.

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come here often? _(:3」∠)_

You know it- this is my day job, after all. And my night job, and my job for all eternity...

But hey, you're always welcome down here. The more souls the merrier, as they say

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So Hades… Have you ever met Percival C. McLeach and has he ever uh… visited the Underworld???

eh, everyone makes it down here one way or another, and after a few millennia trapped in this tar pit, things start to slip by. It's a good thing the Fates keep everything on record, or I'd be out of a job! (if only...)

Let's see... tsk, tsk, yeah, I remember this schmuck. Guy musta had a crazy death the way he kept going on about all the mice and the birds, yadda yadda- that, or he was a bona-fide princess.

#(OOC: on another note I'd love to see more villain rp blogs join us someday for more interactions. it's just me and the judge RN) #disney hades

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Yeah, no, Quasi's still interning with me. He does a hell of a job ferrying, now that Charon is on sabbatical. Best of luck beating the allegations!

isn't quasimodo still missing? How could he have set the fire?

Maybe it appears that way to YOU. I, in my infinite wisdom, know Quasimodo snuck in while everyone was sleeping, set the fire, and then snuck out undetected. I would never lie.

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How do you feel about your other brother, Poseidon? I feel like you two would have some things in common, like your respective dominions. The ocean floor is pretty similar to the underworld, dark, cold and desolate with some really freaky fish. Did you know the “sand” at the bottom of the ocean is actually centuries worth of dead fish residue?

First of all, I'm gonna be filing away that last little tidbit to bring up during the next family get-together. Preferably when everyone's eating, hah.

As for the Q, Po-Po is definitely not as obnoxious as Loosey-Zeusy, but he's not the sharpest trident in the sea, if you catch my drift (three puns in one for tonight!)

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