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Dear Unpleasant, your very sigma, the most skibidi alpha beta i've ever known, your very fanum, and very rizzful

In other words i think ur cool

[They look flustered]

W-wow! Heh... you really mean that? That's so skibidi, bro... you're really rizzing me up here....

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Lampert, can you teach me how to wash my hands properly? :3

you seem like the guy I should ask about this sorta thing!

You... don't know how to wash your hands? Have any of you guys ever heard of hygiene, jeez.

First, you get some soap in your hands, assuming you own any hand soap, and lather it all up under the water. Wash for 20 seconds or more, more is preferred, and be sure to get every section of your hands. That's how you wash your hands. Please wash them more often. Every day, preferably.

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(in the far off distance, you can hear a cross between miku and infected yelling.)

UNPLEASANT DO A FLIP

heh, a flip? of course an alpha like me can do that!

[She attempts to do a flip and ... lands on his face.]

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i want to see unpleasant dying in a glue trap /vpos

erm... what the sigma?

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mach. please adopt me. please please please please 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Huh. Usually these type of asks are reserved for Mark. Though I'm not capable of actually adopting you, I'm sure we could figure out something. Maybe you could help out with my incinerator, hehe.

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*insert krait waving here towards mach*

(distantly) HI MACH!!

[Her face lights up a bit and she waves back, a soft smile on her face. She walks over to Krait]

Hi, Krait! Haven't seen you in a bit.

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[ooc: we're gonna ignore krait being dead in canon 🤞]

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unpleasant, whats your opinion on lankybox?

erm, i love lankybox! hes so skibidi sigma, my wittle pookie wookie

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unpleasant what do you think about gnarpy :3

oh... that thing? xer... pretty beta honestly, definitely not sigma enough for me to like them...

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split, what's your favorite animal?

Ooh, if I had to choose, I'd say dinosaurs! I dino-know why exactly, but they're so fascinating!

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Ahem, Dear Mach... How has your lovely day been? ever since you met Pilby it turns out you look quite fine today. any Issues with the incinerator my dear? just making sure you have a nice little evening off work, and how is traveling through different universes like? is it interesting, I would quite like to know as a lovely curious fellow.

My days been quite fine, thank you for asking. Pilby has definitely done a lot to help me out, they're probably the one thing keeping me sane around here, honestly.

Ah, no issues with the incinerator, it's up and running just fine. As for the universe question, it's definitely interesting to say the least. Not for the faint of heart, or stomach. It's very hard to explain, but it's basically teleporting to put it simply.

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Dunno if it's to late to ask..! Mach can I hug you? your so tall and look perfect for a hug :]

A hug? I don't see why not.

[She initiates the hug first, wrapping her arms around you! She... has to kneel to reach your height, but she doesn't seem to mind.]

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any couples..? - 🎀

[ooc: hi !! mod answering here because i wanna share my specific headcanons on couples :0)

splive (split x bive)

partylamp (poob x lampert)

wallmark (wallter x mark) ((divorced but yk...))

cat in the hat (mach x dr retro) ((HEAR ME OUT!!!))

jeremy x unpleasant (no comment)

discocorner (brock x dylan) ((PLEASE!!!!!!!))

umm thats all i can remember as of now ^_^]

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Lampert can I click your light on? /nsx :3

What...? Sorry, no, don't touch me. I don't know what germs you have on your hands. Did you even wash them?

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split do it giggle :(

[Her face is red as she bashfully smiles]

Well, I don't have an exact answer to your question, butt I've been told it's definitely an ass-et of mine!

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greetings mach with your awfully tall hat (/pos) anyways i made a playlist for you,,, its based off of how i percive you!!!

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7ilXck1KzfEwJNxPdhpOPd?si=pQUO1-CKRZSKs8dIAEbFGg&pi=u-8uDl9W2jSmag

I hope you enjoy it!!

- 🥩 anon

Hm, hello to you too. The playlist is quite nice, actually. I do resonate and listen to quite a few of these songs, you did a very good job in your observations. Thank you, I'll have to listen to the entire playlist once I have time.

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ME TOO, ADOPT ME TOO MARK! 😭 I don't know anything about wood but I know how 2 draw, I can draw flowers on wood! I can make wooden drawings! 😭

Ain't gotta impress me with yer talents, kiddo, nor do ya have to have skills with wood. You're a part of the family now. Though, I wouldn't mind some color in my architecture. I'm sure yer drawin's are just lovely, draw all ya want!

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its ok unpleasant i fw you heavy

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[she looks pleased]

e-erm, wow...! on skibidi? on god? thats so sigma heh...

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