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Taluco: Granny t...whaT was tHAt!?!? Troval: )Look...youngling was on that gunplay...but didn't realize they were playing on Extreme Mode with ME( Taluco: Ma'am...32 Times, ThOugh? Troval: )I dont regret it...(
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The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.
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(OHHHH?~ So you are like my dear DIvine...all talk no fist? PERFECT!! You are my new victim of my my chaos~)
(OHHHHHH!! HIDELORD!~ I have a silly request~) - Goofy Mun
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Another spineless miscreant turning up after I've lost my fire power? Tch. Well, let me spell out how this is going to work.
I'm not the sort to take requests. I make demands, and others follow them. Capiche? Learn that quick, or you'll get to experience being turned into a rug once I'm back on my feet.
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(I SEE YOU BEEZIE!!! MY NIGGUH!!! @windyhallows)
the homestucks could not fight they snapped the stick before making a dent in the piñata
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You take booty instead of free death loot….. fair enough
(Wander, can I call you Wander? Booty makes the world go round...like the booty...You have booty...I have a booty, EVERYONE HAS A BOOTY!! Why not...embraced and share the booty...Remember me through good times, shaking ass, and getting down and getting turnt? Hmm? So...Wander....here is MY question....
ARE YOU NOT GONNA RESPECT MY FINAL WISHES?~
Hmmm?)
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(IM EXCEPTING YOU HOES TO THROW THAT ASS IN A CIRCLE AT MY GRAVE!!)
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happy homestuck day, you filthy animals
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(Silence bottom...ANYWAY!! Request~)
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(Wear it~)
(OHHHHHH!! HIDELORD!~ I have a silly request~) - Goofy Mun
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Another spineless miscreant turning up after I've lost my fire power? Tch. Well, let me spell out how this is going to work.
I'm not the sort to take requests. I make demands, and others follow them. Capiche? Learn that quick, or you'll get to experience being turned into a rug once I'm back on my feet.
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YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSS!!
@annextrolls
IM TWERKING LIKE A BAD BITCH!!! THANK YOU, MORT!!!
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Muzan spreading Demon AIDS
No...hear me out..like Me and @oomaraking are watching Demon Slayer together right...the usual...and it hit me like a train...
NIGGUH OUT HERE GAVE A NIGGUH DEMON AIDS!
I mean...turning motherfuckers into like demons with a scratch....contact with his BLOOD!? Sound like AIDS to me...DEMON AIDS
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IM WHEEZING!!!
(I laughed so hard, I think I shit, pissed, and gagged laughing!! THE SILENCE SPOKE VOLUMES, LORD!!! AHAHAHA!!)
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hey could y'all do me a favour?
Reblog if you're okay with "weird" compliments on your stuff!
things like "biting this" and such
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let me boop you!!!
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(Again?)
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[Asaego sat next to Omnius, hearing his words, taking it all in. There was a long pause.] Lost is a horrid factor that can drive the most o☧timistic troll into a downward s☧iral into self-destruction, you've been through too much, Omnius…even when we first met…I knew… But, if you want to change the world…like how I ho☧e you and Treyfa ☧lan on doing…you have to sha☧e u☧, cause you are only going to die in vain... [Her turn his head sharply at Omnius, in a low whisper shout, he raise a finger at him] Im NOT letting you die like a ☧ussy ass BITCH!! Look me in my eyes! You want to ☧rotect the few friends you have, want a better world…humble yourself!! Control can only get you so far…you need to find a balance…you need enough control to kee☧ things in line but a bit of com☧assion and ho☧e…and a light touch of unity to make it. I also want a world where one of my moirails and her fam can live free and ha☧☧ily…I want to be able to walk BOTH my moirails down the aisle…I want to be there when you finally find internal ☧eace… Omnius…you are not alone…you have done things to survive…I dont hold that against you…and I'm sure she wouldnt hold that against you either. And you have allies, not ones built on your fear tactics and charm…but…out of genuine care… [He got up and waltzed into the kitchen block, quietly fixing a glass of water for his disheveled friend, fresh from the tap and accompanied by 2 large chucks of ice]
Omni☧uss! I re☧eat! Bong Water to Omni☧ussy, I am at your back door!! I will not leave willingly…so o☧en u☧, dude! - Asaego @ Omnius
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"Ah, Asaego, tonight of all nights...."
The Teal opens the door for the other. He puts on a smile, trying to appear as charismatic as ever.
"I've already searched this place up and down for your favorite pen. I do not think it is here, but you're welcome to come in and check anyway. I can also just buy you another one...."
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WHO KEEPS PLAYING 7/11 BY BEYONCE AT 4:50AM IN THE FUCKING MORNING!?
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[He gave an apologetic nod, pulling his hand back, he started to pace around. He was thinking hard on this]
You had business…with a thera☧ist…? Let me make a few guesses at what could have ha☧☧ene: A…the thera☧ist read you like an o☧en book, about your controlling habit, it ☧issed you off and you threaten them with e✖☧osing their ass B...this thera☧ist was a dick and was threatening YOU and ☧lanned on e✖☧osing YOU and your dirty business, and this included me cause I hel☧ed ya a few times. You were worried bout moi~ A stretch on that last ☧art buuuut…~ Or C…this has something so bad that it is s☧iraling into fuckery…that even you dont know what to do to fi✖ this?
Tell me when Im close bro, cause I drank 4 energy drinks…I can go on for HOURS
Omni☧uss! I re☧eat! Bong Water to Omni☧ussy, I am at your back door!! I will not leave willingly…so o☧en u☧, dude! - Asaego @ Omnius
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"Ah, Asaego, tonight of all nights...."
The Teal opens the door for the other. He puts on a smile, trying to appear as charismatic as ever.
"I've already searched this place up and down for your favorite pen. I do not think it is here, but you're welcome to come in and check anyway. I can also just buy you another one...."
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