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just here to say i ship you with Scarecrow, that's all. lol

" Spooky, and I? Well, that's a odd pair don't ya' think? "

#harleenquinzel #askharleyquinn #scarecrow #jonathan crane #askthescarecrow

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" These are lovely! They will go great with the decor at Ivy's. Thank ya'! "

A gift for @askharleen-quinzel with all the Stuff going down with Joker I thought it would make you smile ^^

(Purely a friendly act and not at all flirting I swear!!!)

A side note: my first ask is in the works, I promise I’m not ignoring anyone….on purpose

#askharleyquinn #thank you so much! #so sweet #Harley is happy

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Harley are you alright? -Lina

" I'm doin' okay Lina. Been with Ivy the last few days, Bud and Lou are lovin' it here. "

#askharleyquinn #harley quinn and Catwoman #harley quinn #selina kyle #catwoman

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" Hatter is right hon. If this ' man ' can't like ya' for ya' than he is not worth the time of day ya' give him. "

Dear Hatter, I need some hardcore advice. I am a girl who loves girly things. I'm afraid if my significant other finds out he won't like me anymore. What should I do?

You know… There are two psychologists who may be more help than *I* with these sorts of things: @askthescarecrow and @askharleen-quinzel– the latter specifically having practice in psychiatry. I’m merely a milliner at the best of times.

But if you truly want MY opinion… I’d say if the man can’t appreciate the true you for your interests– especially something as trivial as expressing femininity– why, perhaps you can do better than the likes of HIM!

#askharleyquinn

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" They won't! I promise. Ya' hear that Bud, Lou. No eatin' the flowers."

" Red? Can we stay we ya' tonight? Mistha J was being mean to Bud and Lou... "

About time, hon. 💋

Of course you can, as long as Bud and Lou don’t eat the flowers again.

#askharleyquinn #bud and lou forever #ivy and harley

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" FINE! WE WILL GO STAY WITH IVY! HOW YA' LIKE THAT? CLEAN YA' OWN DAMN SOCKS!

Come Bud, Lou. Mistha J is not bein' very nice tonight. "

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“ DON’T YELL AT THE BABIES! THEY DON’T KNOW BETTER!

U-uh I mean…umm… ”

WELL, MAYBE THEY WOULD IF YOU’D TAUGHT THEM BETTER!

GET! THEM! OUT! OF MY SIGHT, HARLEY!

#askharleyquinn #harley protects the babies

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" Of course ya' can frame it Jer! It is for ya' after all. I'm glad ya' like it. "

@askthemadhatter

“ I colored this for ya’ Jer! So ya’ have some color around ya’ hideout. I hope ya’ like it. If ya’ want more, let me know. ”

#harley quinn #madhatter #jervis tetch #harleenquinzel #harley is happy

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" DON'T YELL AT THE BABIES! THEY DON'T KNOW BETTER!

U-uh I mean...umm... "

@askharleen-quinzel

HARLEEEEYYYYY !!! 

…do you know where my yellow-green polka dot socks are?? 😘

#askharleyquinn #joker and harley #harley really messed up now

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" N-no. We we're fightin' B-man remember? We got away, and ya' were so tired ya' throw them over to Bud. He didn't eat them. I swear! "

@askharleen-quinzel

HARLEEEEYYYYY !!! 

…do you know where my yellow-green polka dot socks are?? 😘

#askharleenquinzel #joker and harley #harley quinn #joker

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@askthemadhatter

" I colored this for ya' Jer! So ya' have some color around ya' hideout. I hope ya' like it. If ya' want more, let me know. "

#askthemadhatter #harley quinn #jervis tetch #harleenquinzel #alice in wonderland #( since i can't send photos from ask ) #askharleyquinn

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" Haha... not at all puddin'. Just wanted to make sure. "

Mistha J what do ya' actually think of Bud and Lou?

Aw, Harley. Do you have DOUBTS that I wouldn’t love those two droolin’ idiots?? They’re good watchdogs, if nothing else…

#askharleenquinzel #joker and harley #she loves the babies #bud and lou forever #harley must protect the hyenas

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" Eepp! I u-uh... Didn't ya' leave in the livin' room? I swear I saw them last before I fed the babies... "

@askharleen-quinzel

HARLEEEEYYYYY !!! 

…do you know where my yellow-green polka dot socks are?? 😘

#askharleyquinn #joker and harley #Harley Quinn #( tumblr hates me too no worries )

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Are you and askthescarecrow the same person?

[ nope, we are in fact two different admins of our own blogs ]

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" I mean ya' got to do what ya' to do. Be as over dramatic as ya' need hon! "

Harley Quinn’s tips

Number one | Make up

“ ya’ want to look like a pterodactyl. Man loveeee pterodactyls. ”

* screeching intensifies *

#askharleyquinn #the penguin #harley quinn

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Harley I'm huge fan of you I just want to ask are you bisexual?

" I would say I'm more of a pansexual, but yes! I have a preference for both male and females "

#askharleyquinn #harley quinn #harleenquinzel

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Dr. Quinzel, you used to be a trusted psychiatrist, yes? I was hoping you could lend me a bit of advice. I'm currently rooming with a friend, you see, and I fear I may have grown a little TOO accustomed to his company. That is to say, I think I may have accidentally developed romantic feelings for the man. If I were to admit said feelings like any grown adult should, and he doesn't return the sentiment, I may not only be out a friend, but a place to stay, as well. What should I do?

" Oh sweetie... I know that pain more than anyone. If he is ya' true friend he will understand what ya' feelin'. If in the long run it doesn't work out like ya' want ( meanin' ya' two still can't be friends regardless of anyone's feelings ) try to find other trusted friends ta' live with. What ever ya' do don't let the guy manipulate ya'. It won't end well trust me. "

#askharleyquinn #relationship advice from harley #harley quinn

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" aw that's too bad hon. I was really lookin' forward to it. Oh well, business is business ya' know "

So Eddie! The girls are busy, and I'm bored. What do ya' say to me and ya' goin' to start so trouble for old B-man?

My my, first Dr Isley, now this? This fella’s dance card is filling up fast.

Sorry to break the news to you, but I’ll have to give the games a pass for the time being. I’ve been hired to attend to something a little more time-sensitive: the Bat will just have to wait. However, bring Bud and Lou around: I can always make time for mint juleps in the garden.

#askharleyquinn #harley quinn #edward nigma #the riddler