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So last night I sleepwalked, which I haven't done since I quit Ambien years ago, just to clean out my fridge.

I thought it was a vivid dream, but when I looked my fridge was cleaned up. Like??? Okay that's fine I guess??? But hella weird??

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fuuuck my stupid gay tail all the ideal dogs point at laugh at my dumb faggy tail

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

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dinosaur sanctuary vol. 2 by itaru kinoshita

#no it's his eclair

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Hell yeah! Check out this weirdo

thinking about creatures.

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“the other day” could mean anything with me. literally yesterday. or a week ago. Seven years past.

#me #the other day is what i say when i have zero idea when the thing happened #and i mean zero Idea #i don't remember at all #so a week ago? a month ago? a decade ago? who can say! #anyway the other day i puked up milk all over my mom's back while she was burping me

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They really went there huh.

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Una mañana tranquila en un estuario de hace 72 millones de años. Potencial raptor gigante Dromaeosaurido, Coahuila (México) en el Cretácico Tardío.

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While this was posted by Goro Furuta, I just found out he is not the artist. I'd love to know who did this piece! Can anyone read the signature?

Thanks @ussbamf! It's Iwao Suzuki!

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Source smoothdunk on twitter

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POV you made a popular post about insects

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Looking through the comments on this was a delight so I'm adding some of my favorites for others to find.

the gifs i find on this website... you guys are art curators

#gifs #everyone should check the reblogs on this #lots of fun gifs to see

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call it what u will, identifying with an animal is one of the most ancient and universal human experiences. the oldest known depiction of a human has a lions head. i am being dead serious when i say there are few things in this world more normal than being a furry

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Commission for @daggeck !!

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You wouldn’t think that flamingoes are extremophiles just from looking at them. It’s like somebody tried to build the vertebrate equivalent of that fungus that lives inside nuclear reactors, and ended up with a gangly pink dinosaur with a spoon for a face.

#love flamingos so much

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Complete - Devil’s Bat

Both twitter and tumblr crunches the quality… :<

The culmination of my silly anuro art! Which you all seemed to love so much. I hope you enjoy this as well! Now I am halfway done with my senior thesis, wowie!

Text in the photo:

I often heard screaming in the dead of night while camping in the dense German forests. One night, I decided to investigate. I discovered the culprit to be the tiny Devil’s Bat, a fitting name for sure. Who knew such a small creature could make such terrible noise?

The eyespots on the legs also gave me a fright… I thought I had licked gazes with some sort of demon!