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it's been a hot minute my dudes how is everyone?????

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The Zodiac Signs as John Mulaney

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

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The Zodiac Signs in a Relationship

Aries: Will fight anyone for you, will be honest with you and will keep trying with you. Will literally bring the sun not only into your life but shine it directly in your face because they are the sun.

Taurus: Will work hard to earn you because they think you're valuable and worth it. Will comfort you when you need it and give you space when you need it.

Gemini: Usually busy but will always find time for you. Will keep up good conversations with you and will always teach you something new.

Cancer: Probably only soft with you. Will beat up anyone who messes with you. Knows how you feel and reacts to it accordingly. Will keep you in line.

Leo: Will defend you like you're their pride (which, if you are in a relationship, you probably are) and will be protective to a fault.

Virgo: Will clean your entire house for you, do things for your without question and respect you as long as you give them the same in return.

Libra: Will always ask you for your opinion on things because they care about what you think of them and will change their mind if you aren't happy with it.

Scorpio: If they want you, they won't stop until they get you. Will respect you and love you with a passion. Will give you everything they have.

Sagittarius: Will tell you stories to help you fall asleep. Will tell you random facts just because. Will verbally (and quite possibly physically) hurt people if they hurt you.

Capricorn: Will always learn from you and take that lesson to heart. Will care about you more than anything else in the world and hold onto you with an iron grip.

Aquarius: Will sometimes forget about you on their quest to do good in the world, but they will always come back if they love you. Will try and change the world for you, and even if they forget that it's for you, sometimes, they do care.

Pisces: Will listen to you and will hold all your secrets in a locked box inside of their hearts. Will be open and honest with you and love you.

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I love that the Astro hoes are getting into this

#YES

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guy offering the popcorn(?) : aries, cancer, libra, sagittarius, aquarius, pisces

guy taking the popcorn(?) : taurus, gemini, leo, virgo, scorpio, capricorn

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aries, leo, libra, SCORPIO

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aries, taurus, gemini, leo, scorpio, capricorn

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When's your birthday?

Why so you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

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and he looked at me and said “how can you be so kind and yet so cold. i can‘t understand you”

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Aspects to the Sun ~ Sun-Moon aspects – Faces of the Phases ~Sun conjunct Moon, Sun sextile Moon, Sun square Moon, Sun trine Moon, Sun opposite Moon:


Threatened by the external world   


Hides a secret life   

 Struggles with self-reflection

Hurt by parents

Self-expression and style of interaction is emotion and security based

Feels emotionally unstable  

Sun-Mercury aspects – Faces of the Phases ~Sun conjunct Mercury

Illuminated Mind


Quality of mind is evident in self-expression

Bright Eyes

Instantaneous responses

Sun-Venus aspects – Royal Wedding ~Sun conjunct Venus

Radiant and Appearance based

Openly affectionate and demonstrative


Heart on sleeve


Strong likes and dislikes

 
Generous with inner resources 


Self-focused 

Self-Presentation is a reflection of the identity

Sun-Mars aspects - ~Sun conjunct Mars, Sun sextile Mars, Sun square Mars, Sun trine Mars, Sun opposite Mars:


Prepared to be hurt and betrayed

 
Influential and independent  


Self-starting and initiative  


Reactive and wounded


Childlike temperament

Assertive and uncompromising when it comes to personal desires


Creativity borne of inner tension

Sun-Jupiter aspects – Lucky Star ~Sun conjunct Jupiter, Sun sextile Jupiter, Sun square Jupiter, Sun trine Jupiter, Sun opposite Jupiter:


Marvellous appetite for life and self-discovery 


Generous with inner resources

 
Fortunate when positive


Anticipates the future  

 
Spiritual and faithful

 
Intelligent and educated

Struggles with moderation  

Sun-Saturn aspects – King’s Slave ~Sun conjunct Saturn, Sun sextile Saturn, Sun square Saturn, Sun trine Saturn, Sun opposite Saturn:


Difficult to break down walls


Composed and self-contained


Privately wounded


Resilient and inspiring


Uncompromising when it comes to personal standards


Dissatisfied in themselves 


Generous and kind, though hesitant, around others

Sun-Uranus aspects: Unlikely Heroine ~Sun conjunct Uranus, Sun sextile Uranus, Sun square Uranus, Sun trine Uranus, Sun opposite Uranus:

Easily bored and unstimulated

Disinterested in most people

Misunderstood by most people

Enjoys proving people wrong

Politically active despite claiming dislike for people  

Stirs chaos 
Does not conceive limits

Psychological tension

Sun-Neptune aspects: Forget my name ~Sun conjunct Neptune, Sun sextile Neptune, Sun square Neptune, Sun trine Neptune, Sun opposite Neptune:

Weak identity boundaries

Creative self-expression

Sensitive and psychic

Absent parent

Inexplicable sense of loss  

Feels controlled by life/external forces

Catches other people’s feelings like colds


Longing to be saved

Sun-Pluto aspects: Dying every Birthday ~Sun conjunct Pluto, Sun sextile Pluto, Sun square Pluto, Sun trine Pluto, Sun opposite Pluto:


Influential

Psychologically complex

Introverted  , prefers isolation


Fears vulnerability and detests intrusion

Desperate and Distrustful

Incapable of self-deception  

 
Resentment for parent

Answerable only to the authority of soul 

Cherry

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mother: will any adults be there?

yea a few capricorns will show up

#this is #the truest

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Stop Worrying About... (Check Moon and Mars)

Aries: Losing. You win some, you lose some. Try your hardest and at the end of the day, sometimes things don’t work out for the best.

Taurus: Unrequited love. Sometimes it won’t work out, but that only means you’re one step closer to finding true love.

Gemini: Social anxiety. Many people go through it. Just be the best self you can be, and show people the sides you want them to see.

Cancer: Your insecurities. Honestly everyone is too busy worrying about themselves than to care about you too much. You have to embrace and fix your flaws and strengthen your best abilities.

Leo: Being alone. You’re surrounded by so many people, but you often feel lonely. Know that many people care for you and though they adore you, you have to learn to love yourself too.

Virgo: Failing. Like Aries, you’re afraid of letting yourself and others down. Don’t be. You tend to like to try and be great at everything, but you have to realize you won’t be and that’s alright.

Libra: Feeling out of place. Be yourself, appreciate yourself and those whom are supposed to be with you will naturally come.

Scorpio: Never getting anywhere in life. You work so hard and try to control everything. That’s not healthy, sometimes you’ve just got to ride the waves and understand that everything works out okay in the end. You’ve got to remember to be happy

Sagittarius: Being lost. Being lost isn’t necessarily a bad thing. It’s a great way to start with nothing and build yourself up to the best possible person you can be. Don’t be afraid, take the chance to get to know others and yourself.

Capricorn: Becoming your worst nightmare. Everyone fears this, especially you. Embrace your flaws and work on them, don’t run. Find the happy things in life, and embrace the little things. Work hard and stop over thinking.

Aquarius: Yourself. You constantly doubt yourself, constantly wonder if you’re good enough for anyone, this world. You are, stop stressing over yourself.

Pisces: Everyone disliking you. Stop trying so hard, you’re a great person. Show them how much you appreciate them because they sure love you.

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where do you work lol i wanna come work there

i work at a very touristy giant ferris wheel in orlando, floridaaaaaaaa

#it’s very...interesting

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i jokingly tweeted that i wanted someone to slap the stupid out of me in twitter and deadass like two minutes later three grown men offered to help me with the slap

#yall wanna slap me so bad for my dumb tweets huh

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the signs as shit my coworkers do/say

aries: makes every song that’s playing in the building about erectile dysfunction, but swears on their lives they don’t have erectile dysfunction

taurus: yo, listen, i’m not asking, but if, i don’t know, somehow, i don’t know, a free cheesecake or something made it’s way over to my table, i mean, i’m not asking but listen i wouldn’t be complaining

gemini: no i didn’t say i was mad at her i was just sick of her bullshit but it’s okay now i broke into her car and took her weed. we homies

cancer: look at my BABY!!!! look at my BABY!! oh my fucking god my BABY CUTE. my baby so fucking CUTE. damn....look at my baby i made that motherfucking angel of happiness and sunshine

leo: (my 45 yr old balding and married male coworker) doNCha Wish Ya GiRlFriEnd WaS HoT LiKe mEEeEe i mean fuck yeah you do because fuck you guys i am the hottest

virgo: (lid to ice container was off) whO the FUCK keeps forgetting to close this... i swear to god....i keep telling you people...oh wait....shit....my bad i think it was me

libra: my parents just kicked me out again because my belly button piercing is uneven. also i’m high can i have fajitas

scorpio: (dead silence) so.......you like it when people go down on your strap?

sagittarius: will not stop singing old town road in different cartoon voices when i am trying to talk to customers

capricorn: i clocked out four hours ago and have been blanking out ever since why am i still here

aquarius: if i throw an almond milk party will you come? i mean only if you’re okay with the almonds milking you

pisces: (gets flirted on by a customer) we are getting married. i swear to god. you’re invited to the wedding. what song is playing right now? oh My God this is OUR song

#hahahahaah #do i still have the patience and skill to do this #doubtful #but i can try #aries #taurus #gemini #cancer #leo #virgo #libra #scorpio #sagittarius #capricorn #aquarius #pisces #zodiac #astrology #the signs as #help me

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hi, tell me about your day !!!!!🤩🤩

#just two homies #having deep convos over the internet #:)))))

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Okay idek if you guys are still active but. I used to talk to u guys a LOT back in like 2016 it’s crazy but I remember my tumblr days so vividly lol. Just wanted to let u guys know you’re very memorable and cool :)

omg I never come on here anymore but sis me too like I go into a hole looking at old responses and stuff like that because I forgot how many people we would talk to it's like...a little sad? Like I wish I had just stayed on here you know. Anyways aw I'm glad we could actually stick with you after so long