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If this is still going, I think tunic looks cute. Not really active on this blog, but logged in, and saw this.

I want to choose new game to play.

Tunic

Or

Cult of the Lamb

Which one should I choose?

Any opinion? My followers....

:)

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I love @livelymon fic “Until You Leave” on ao3, so I drew fanart for it.

#fanart #dsmp fanart

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i saw this post earlier about therapists and it reminded me of my old therapist paul, who in my opinion is one of the greatest men alive and who did not put up with my bullshit for even one second

anyway i go in to see paul one week in the summer of 2016, and i’m doing my usual bullshit which consists of me talking shit about myself, and paul is staring at me, and then he cuts me off and says that he’s got a new tool for helping people recognize when they’re using negative language, and gets up and goes over to his desk

and i’m like alright hit me with that sweet sweet self-help article my man, because i’m a linguistic learner and whenever paul’s like here i have a tool for you to use it’s pretty much always an article or a book or something

paul opens a drawer, takes something out, and turns back around. i stare.

i say, paul.

is that a nerf gun.

yeah, says paul.

i say, are you gonna shoot me with a nerf gun in this professional setting.

he happily informs me that that’s really up to me, isn’t it. and sits back down. and gestures, like, go ahead, what were you saying?

and i squint suspiciously and start back up about how i’m having too much anxiety to leave the house to run errands, like it was a miracle to even get here, like i’ve forgone getting groceries for the past week and that’s so stupid, what a stupid issue, i’m an idiot, how could i–

a foam dart hits me in the leg.

i go, hey! because my therapist just shot me in the leg. paul blinks at me placidly and raises an eyebrow. i squint again.

i say, slowly, it’s– not a stupid issue, i’m not stupid, but it’s frustrating me and i don’t want it to be a problem i’m having.

no dart this time. okay. sweet.

so the rest of the hour passes with me intermittently getting nailed with tiny foam darts and then swearing and then fixing my language and, wouldn’t you know it, i start liking myself a little more by the end of the session, which is mildly infuriating because paul can tell and he’s very smug about it 

anyway i leave his office and the lady having the next appointment walks in and i hear what’s all over the floor? and paul very seriously says cognitive behavioral therapy tools.

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depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!

me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week

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One of my favorite things to do in Pokemon SwSh is to spam Dynamax Meowth with the Amulet Coin until it caps out so whenever I beat someone it looks like they’re having a crisis over the fact that I just stole their entire bank account

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yeah, but what if PK's parents came to visit him?

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au where Hornet is less spidery and way more wyrmier...

...also, I like doing these "incomplete" drawings, they are fun, fast, they allow me to post dumb ideas like this one and I don't need to worry about getting everything right. :)

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Busted.

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Quick shitpost comic cuz I was craving some BK.

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people assume the cool soul swords that the pure vessel does is like a thing they learned from the pale king and i LOVE that but any time i try and imagine this lil grub man doing any magic cool soul stuff at all i lose my mind

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A little shitpost before realizing that tomorrow is Monday-

Could be matching icons, who knows.

Bonus:

MMMMMMMMMMM

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hello lovebugs *hands you a flower* *hands you a flower* *hands you a flower* *hands y

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many many bugs

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baby hornet brainrot

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regarding the ending where you defeat the radiance without killing any of the dreamers; i think a very heartfelt reunion would be in order when the dreamers wake back up,

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ghost doesn’t know how to feel about anything that happens ingame and relies on mood rings