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It's a slow day on here so I'll be over here

#out of axethrower

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#out of axethrower #mom i know you didn't mean to guilt trip me but you kind of did

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Star Wars+ A motherfuckin summary

#out of axethrower #this ain't my main fandom #but i feel obligated to reblog

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*Awkwardly puts it back on it's thing on her belt*

*And then looks around like she's searching for something*

  I suggest that you put it away, then. [:^|]

#menefreghismx #hehh

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What're these metal beasts???

*Visibly shaking in a mix of fear and confusion*

*Jumps when a car driver honks their horn at her* *And then freezes in place*

*walking by and stops* Excuse me? Are you alright?

#fatherofthegermanics #you'll have to excuse the dwarf #modern technology confuses her-

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*Shrugs*

This whole bramsy world jus' deamn confuses me. I don't know what's legal or not here.

[he’s so cool and trendy, so hip and grunge] [look at him] [with a fucking cigarette] [blows smoke around]

#menefreghismx #laughs

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*Frowns*

Is there any kind of place t' exchange it then?

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Why isn’t thae th’ng accepting my coinage???

*More confused than anything right now*

Well- well, uh,

{ Peers over at the other’s coins, before shaking her head. }

You do not have the correct currency.

#dimoltiregni #pfffff

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Why isn't thae th'ng accepting my coinage???

*More confused than anything right now*

*Why isn't the drink dispenser taking her copper coins?* *Upset dwarf over here cussing at it*

{ Raises an eyebrow. }

{ She comes out to collect her mail just to see.. This. Okay. }

Can I help you?

#dimoltiregni

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Reblog this if you're having fun playing your character.

{{Because it needs more of this. I want to see that people are having fun playing the character/muse that they’ve chosen. Not feeling obligated/pressured to play their muse the way they “should”; ie, the way others might try to pressure them into doing and trying to control them.

#out of axethrower

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Happy Holidays, plot bunnies! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, nothing at all or you just do your own thing enjoy this naughty or nice plot generator!

If using as an inbox meme, send “naughty or nice” to the inbox and specify which plot you want for your muses: naughty OR nice!

For example: “Naughty or Nice” (Naughty).

#memes

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"Ye do realize ye l'nded your blue box thing right where my campfire was right?"

"I hope yae're blarmsy happy n'w."

"Sorry.. what?" 

#himinthebowtie #LAUGHS

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Thorin/Richard's face tho I just

'tiiiny me *laughs*'

The Hobbit cast with their Lego character

#out of axethrower

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Legolas what the fuck happened to your elf eyes

LEGOLAS WHAT THE FUCK DID YOUR ELF EYES SEE

#out of axethrower #oh #ohmygod how did i not notice that #dies

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Put a theme song for my character in the askbox.

#out of axethrower #because why not

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"Yae really would?" Clearing her throat. "I mean- even during thae h'lidays people aren' usually this generous to strangers in m' homeworld."

"D'ya kneow thae wae t' the nearest Inn, missius?" What a thick and strange accent- on top of a strange appearance.

Wes has hardly been one to judge appearance, but— “Uhhhm, I think. There’s a little bed and breakfast on further down the road? Closer to town. D’ya need help?”

#kiwioverlord #you surprised her hah

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Sigrid nodded, looking him over. "Ne'er seen someone so young wit' hair like tha'... Something tells me I'm pretty far from home tho'gh." As she used one of her ginger braids to fidget with, obviously very nervous.

"A dwarf-!" Zak bent down, inspecting the smaller creature.

"I haven’t seen a dwarf in like… Uh. Whoa, it’s been… a really long time." He blinked at her. "I’m sorry, I’m not sure if I’ve got all my dwarf facts right either, but… you are a dwarf, right? …Am I being too intrusive? I’m probably being too intrusive.” And on that cue, the boy straightened up, taking a step back to give the little creature some room.

#sumerianlegend #hello~

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#out of axethrower #already feels unwanted #sighs