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Everyone I've met who complains about the vapidity of small talk has never been particularly prone to meaningful or insightful conversation themselves, they just think that the shit they plagiarize from Philosophy 101 tweets are meaningful

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Patlabor The Mobile Police: On Television

(1989-1990)

#old friends #patlabor

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Please no. Please no oooooo

#lol #laugh #linux #linuxlife #linuxjokes #linuxcomics #Linuxtrolls #linuxisbetter #iamlinuxuser #gnu #funny #fedora #fun #tech #trolls #memes #mssucks #microsoft #apple #archlinux #debian #ubuntu #cool #computer #computers #computerjokes #computermemes #joke #jokes

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having a king bed sounds scary what if you try to put the fitted sheet on and get lost in there and die like a caver

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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

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http://asiddo.fc2web.com/shinobu.htm

#read or die #old friends

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stacys mom turned me into a frog!

im eating flies and live inside a log!

stacy cant you see she has placed a spell on me!

now im in a bog and look just like a small green frog

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the ache of nostalgia

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“When I run over the frightful catalogue of my sins, I cannot believe that I am the same creature whose thoughts were once filled with sublime and transcendent visions of the beauty and the majesty of goodness. But it is even so; the fallen angel becomes a malignant devil. Yet even that enemy of God and man had friends and associates in his desolation; I am alone.”

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"ummm you know the writer only included that because they have a FETISH right?" is always so funny to me as a disparaging comment, because imagine if people spoke that way about nonsexual interests. "the lord of the rings? didnt the author only write that because he was interested in linguistics? thanks, i'll pass" "yeah, i used to love spongebob as a kid, but i can never see it the same after finding out stephen hillenburg is a marine biologist :/"

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rally vincent and minnie may hopkins in gunsmith cats (1995-1996) dir. takeshi mori

#gunsmith cats #old friends

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if you're cringing at the genre conventions of the genre you are writing in then why the hell are you writing in it. either have something substantial to say about those conventions or shut the hell up! i will not cringe alongside you at superhero powers and spaceship battles and big eldritch worms and bone magic. i came to this story to SEE that shit and I don't appreciate it when an author tries to pretend they're above the very things they're selling themselves on

#writing #shout out to Invincible for pleasantly surprising me on this front #Expected wink wink shit and got a genuine and earnest understanding of what makes superheroes compelling #alternately see GenLock and its utter disdain for Mecha

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Did you hear about the bee delay tonight?

yes and i heard that once it was cleared up they had the beekeeper throw out the first pitch

baseball is the fucking best

#insects #i love it

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You want to exterminate death, yet you drag it behind like a tethered bull.

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Happy 14th to Nier Replicant

#nier

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