the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight
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getting escorted out of a gun show for rating them based on mouth feel
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"Sons of sand"
An artwork of mine that blew up on tik tok
❗️Please don't repost without credit❗️
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Reunited.
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love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too
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God IS homophobic (punished Judas in the depths of hell for kissing his son and making him GAY)
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rip eren jaeger you would have loved dune
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Love a man who looks like he singlehandedly invented depression.
Reiner, I am going to put you in a little basket and take care of you like a 3-day-old kitten.
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oh shit was that today
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Second shadow
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something i have been doing recently is asking new people i meet, work with, etc for their card, or i take personal business cards when available, get as many as possible, and then constantly offer people "my card" which is just a random card from the ones ive collected.
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caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes
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men i would hold by the scruff of the neck & wash with dawn dish soap in the kitchen sink
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