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baumguy · 5 hours
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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?
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baumguy · 5 hours
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My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.
What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"
"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.
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baumguy · 13 hours
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baumguy · 17 hours
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That banana placement HAD to be intentional
After the banana hair jokes??
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baumguy · 17 hours
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I seethe with rage every time I am forced to sit in a chair designed like this like who is this good for
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baumguy · 17 hours
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this made my day
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baumguy · 1 day
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baumguy · 1 day
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my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time
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baumguy · 1 day
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The AI tech bubble finally bursting is going to be both catastrophic and very funny.
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baumguy · 1 day
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normal brain: playing pokemon B/W as a nuzlocke or efficient playthrough proves N right because you turned your pokemon into tools for your own personal gain
galaxy brain: playing pokemon X/Y without using mega evolution proves Lysandre right, because you are presented with a scarcity scenario with the mega ring and you use your strength to selfishly decide that nobody should have or use one
universe brain: Resetting pokemon D/P/Pt proves Cyrus right because you have full control over the game’s universe and can freely remake it in your image on a whim.
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baumguy · 2 days
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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus
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baumguy · 3 days
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I love the x-men so much because that's just what leftist infighting is like! that's literally all it is! xavier is a sellout and they all hate him but he's the only one with any money. everyone complains about "they keep switching sides and dating each other it's so fucking confusing" like my dudes have you never been a part of any socialist organisation, ever. then people will go "magneto is so strong how has he not killed a bunch of teenagers" HE DOESN'T WANT TO KILL THEM! this started in a goddam basement over coffee he does not want to hurt them he just wants them to shut up and listen and will fling cars to do so
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baumguy · 3 days
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"No climate justice on occupied land"
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baumguy · 3 days
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leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this
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