“Louise and I went to see a movie together today, but I’m not sure she enjoyed it.”
“I don’t even remember what it was called….something about guys falling. The lead actor was such a hunk.”
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“Are we doing anything special for Alvin, Simon, and Theodore’s birthday on April 14th?”
“How do I tag someone? I wanna tag David.”
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“I baked some fresh banana bread this morning.”
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“Simon wants to get me “a bluetooth set up,” but I like my teeth their natural color. This newfangled obsession with coloring things blue makes no sense.”
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“Followers? Why would I want followers? That sounds awfully invasive of my privacy. I only made this account to keep an eye on my girls.”
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“I think the kids love it when I drive them places. They’re always squealing with joy.”
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“Come on a my house, my house a come on!” 🎶
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“Eleanor has given me a list of internet dos and don’ts.”
“This is all so confusing.”
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