kids 2015: hey check out these pictures of me at Vans Warped Tour haha
kids 1815 *after waiting 6 weeks for a telegram*: bartholomew has died of smallpox
cause uptown funk gon’ give it to you causE UPTOWN FUNK GON’ GIVE IT TO YOU 'CAUSE UPTOWN FUNK GON' GIVE IT TO YOU saturday night and we in the spot
don’t believe me just watch don’t beLIEVE mE just watch don’t believe me just wATCH DON’T believE ME JuST WATCH don’t believe me just watch DON’T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH hey hEY HEY OH
A selection of micro-organisms found in my housemate's bedroom today. This is a mere snapshot of the ten cups and seven bowls found therein. On the plus side, we now have a lot more crockery, and possibly a cure for cancer, lab tests pending.
The other day, three young men sitting on the flat roof of their house shouted at me to 'get my pussy out' as I walked by. I wish I could have pulled a snarling lion from under my skirt and thrown it at them.