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Beetlejuice breaking the fourth wall with the fandom:

Beetlejuice: I’m so evil!! I’m rough, I’m tough, I’m mean, I’m scary, and will possess you at any given moment!

Fandom: Adorable bby 🥺

Beetlejuice: STOP CALLING ME ADORABLE!! I’VE COMMITED MURDER!!!

Fandom: Aww he’s so cute when he’s angry

Beetlejuice: YOU TAKE THAT BACK OR I’LL RUN YOU OVER WITH A TRUCK!!!

Fandom: Please do

Beetlejuice: THAT’S IT- wait, what?? Are you guys okay?

Fandom: Yes :)

#True things about the Beetlejuice

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Sorry for this lmao

#Chef’s kiss mwah

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Yasssssssssssss

Lydia, Delia, and Barbara putting their collective feet down and getting Beetlejuice clothes that weren’t grave-robbed off of a corpse.

Bonus: it turns out it’s not Beetlejuice that smells, it’s his clothes.

Bonus bonus: Beetlejuice in sweatpants and a t-shirt literally rolling across the living room floor in ecstasy because so soft so comfy so not constricted.

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Summer Time Goths!

#Pretty sure those are churros but could also be uncooked pasta correct either way #CROCS

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"Dead mom: I'm tired of trying to iron out my pizzas." -Beetlejuice, probably

#Beetlejuice #Beetlejuice the musical #Juno is just like line face #Lawrence that was my good iron now how will I get my paperwork perfectly creased #They’ll all know I’m drunk

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News Reporter *footage playing on the TV as she speaks*: At the Danbury mall, a man in a striped suit shoplifted lingerie, stretched it on over his suit, released all the puppies from Puppy Love, stole dozens of bottles of shampoo filling all the shoes from Dick’s Sporting Goods with them, traumatized all the girls in Justice and Claire’s, stole a Build-A-Bear dinosaur from the display case as well as a cinnamon roll from Cinnabon, stole a panda animal rider, and took a tub of legos from the LEGO store throwing them behind him as he rode around the mall. Once security finally found him, he somehow was able to make the panda rider drive around 60 mph. After grabbing a tub of legos, the man in a striped suit drove over to the indoor mall play area and dumped them all over the floor. After doing so, many kids screamed in pain from stepping on the legos in their socks, with others sitting down and playing with the legos. The last thing he stole from the mall was a mannequin from Victoria’s Secret. The striped man was never caught as he is somehow able to vanish from thin air and teleport to different locations at will. He hasn’t shown up at the mall since then, but in the meantime, security is now at every enterance and every department to make sure he won’t make a second appearance.

Charles:

Lydia: Everything was fine until the legos. That’s going too far.

Charles: Okay, time to move to Europe now.

Delia: So where’d you get the lingerie from?

Beetlejuice: Victoria’s Secret

Delia: What size did you get? Do you still have it?

Charles: Delia, don’t encourage him!!!

Beetlejuice: By the way, hope ya don’t mind, but I put the mannequin in the basement with the rest of the bodies and parked Pandora in the garage.

Charles: Bodies?!? Please tell me you’re talking about other mannequins and who’s Pandor-

News Reporter: From the highway security camera, we found footage of the striped man driving down the highway on the animal rider going 90 mph. *plays footage* The highway patrol chased after him, but instead of going off the exit ramp, the man and the animal rider vanished. Police are still searching for him, but until then- *TV turns off*

Lydia: Why didn’t you invite me??

Charles: YOU TOOK THE ANIMAL RIDER HOME?!?

Beetlejuice: Yeah, how else was I supposed to get home?

Charles: YOU’RE LITERALLY A DEMON WITH MAGICAL POWERS!!!!

#This is canon #all of this is canon

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BFFFFs forever 💚🖤💚

#I just I love this

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he just needed a snack

#as a treat

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Beetlejuice and Delia having a mother-daughter day at the mall because Delia needs a new pair of shoes and obviously It's Shoe Time.

#Beetlejuice #Beetlejuice the musical #Beetlejuice also has a crop top that says It’s Hoe Time #but that’s for at the club

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We’re all wrong it’s Janis from Mean Girls.

janus or janice

You FOOL it’s JANUS because he is definitely that bitch.

Two-faced God? Keeping with the Roman/Greek name theme? Defying expectations/name stereotypes?

J a n u s .

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#That living tv host smell

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I interrupt your irregularly scheduled Beetlejuice shit posting for some Sander's Sides.

Deciet has always been a fav, but I never would have guessed he would get to be Baby. Whatta snek.

The Fandom: But is Virgil a cat or a spider??

Thomas: Patton is a frog.

#sanders sides #Virgil Sanders #Deceit #Dad is a frog now

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spent last summer thinking about beetlejuice, beetlejuice AND beetlejuice

#delicious juice

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When you just got your human body and there are so many bendy bits.

can we talk about this pic

#beetlejuice #beetlejuice the musical #tim burton #alex brightman

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His best.

When Beetlejuice is dancing and the back of his suit coat flies up and you catch a glimpse of dat ass like if you agree.

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Hey Folks! Beggin’ your pardon, Last show at the Winter Garden...

Truly hurt that we didn’t get to hear a rewrite of the whole being dead thing for the last show...

#:(

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When Beetlejuice is dancing and the back of his suit coat flies up and you catch a glimpse of dat ass like if you agree.

#Beetlejuice #Beetlejuice the musical