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i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#I chose cleaning windows and mirrors #Because letting them get a bit dirty doesn't have any major consequences #Other than looking messy #But if you don't do laundry or dishes #You have no clothes or plates so

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Wild things I have learnt in therapy:

When a child cries, parents are supposed to comfort them, not punish them

Parents are, in fact, supposed to want to spend time with their children

Children too have a right to privacy, meaning parents are not allowed to read their diaries etc and then punish them for the thoughts they found about

Children are allowed to be upset and cry

Children don't have to earn the love and attention from their parents by performing various things

Children are not supposed to be scared of going home and/or their parents

Children are not supposed to be physically abused and even a little bit of hitting is actually physical abuse

Parents are not supposed to expect that children are mentally as mature as other adults

Children are not supposed to be told that they're an accident, a burden, or something the parents regret

Children are not supposed to be scared and ashamed of themselves or feel like failures because of their parents

#parenting #child rearing

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She laughs at her own jokes

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died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it

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Just bought myself some chicken shoes!

#Want #fashion

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Hei Hei wants to let the whole world know that she laid an egg

#chickens #chickenblr #backyard chickens #Egg song #Old vid #my chickens

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Tattletale

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John Green wakes up every day and says I will embarrass myself online

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Bramble battling a fierce opponent (toy carrot)

#ferretblr #my ferrets #ferret #petblr

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Unmute !

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6 Cartoon Network shows, that should have a revival or be made into a series.

Or at least, have a comic series or graphic novel.

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what why they putting mint on a pizza 🤨

(via Instagram)

#I'm not a mint hater #But on a pizza? #food

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my idiot dog lifts both of his back legs up to poop like some sort of perverse circus trick

my dog lifts his leg up not only to pee but also to shit. how do i help him unlearn this toxic masculinity and teach him that it's alright to squat

#What is wrong with him #dogblr #dog behavior