bestestfurryhusband

[bestestfurryhusband]

[bestestfurryhusband]

What a lovely little shop. Shame about the horrors.

[bestestfurryhusband]

Oh, I'm terribly sorry. This whole thing must stop. You've all been rused- I'm afraid Jr figured out the password again and decided he was unhappy with the results of that poll. Apologies all around. I suppose he has noticed I've been a bit deflated as of recent and perhaps wanted to avenge me in that silly poll. Look, I'm sorry my kid pranked you. He just wanted to make his dad happy. It's tough caring for so many children and maintaining a kingdom, I understand he just wanted to see his dad cheer up. I'll have to change the password and have a chat with him about impersonation.

Congratulations to Asterius in the meantime.

#How foolish of me #I must change the password AGAIN #perhaps peach with a 3 and a 4 this time #junior cant read these im sure

[bestestfurryhusband]

Omg I'm actually winning... does that mean some one would want to.. 👉👈

Marry me?

#bowser #please... #i am a lonely koopa

[bestestfurryhusband]

I'm afraid you've been deceived. May I offer you condolences?

Is it true? Have people forgotten how good of a husband I am?

[bestestfurryhusband]

This isn't Zack, fool. Sounds like you've been the victim of disinformation.

Is it true? Have people forgotten how good of a husband I am?

[bestestfurryhusband]

Goji? Afraid not, that one lost to Ajani. He's a decent chap but absolutely not husband material. That temper? Oh no thank you.

Is it true? Have people forgotten how good of a husband I am?

#sorry kaiju friend #but you know this is true

[bestestfurryhusband]

[bestestfurryhusband]

Is it true? Have people forgotten how good of a husband I am?

#no that cant be... #surely there's some mistake

[bestestfurryhusband]

This is true, I am fat. It's one of my better qualities.

bowser propaganda

he is fat

fat bowser

chunky boy <3

#we love a thick king #bowser

[bestestfurryhusband]

We need to improve nothing. We both know we love our partners to the very end. It's unfortunate people have perceived incorrectly, but I suppose education isn't what it should be these days.

AND WE HAVE A WINNER!

ASTERIUS HAS BEEN VOTED TUMBLR'S BEST FURRY HUSBAND!!!!

#bowser supremacy #let me love you better than the cow #i will kiss you and cuddle you so good #KING of cuddles

[bestestfurryhusband]

Rigged.

AND WE HAVE A WINNER!

ASTERIUS HAS BEEN VOTED TUMBLR'S BEST FURRY HUSBAND!!!!

#i am not just the king of koopas #i'm the king of husbands #let me spoil you and listen to your problems

[bestestfurryhusband]

Strange, your poll seems defective.

#show us the truth #we know who is the BEST husband #bowser

[bestestfurryhusband]

#you know who to vote for #bowser #gay #furry #gay furry #gay bowser #poll #BOWSER SWEEP