Horrible bog witch. Into Biology, science, horror, and games. Posts weekly Wet Beast Wednesday deep dives into aquatic animals. AMAB transgender and lesbian.
A is pretty good. Gets the point across and looks like a regular a, if a lowercase one. 9/10 and would be 10/10 if the capital A actually looked like a capital A
The capital M and N are fine, but the lowercase forms have one too many humps. The n looks like an m and the m looks like someone tried to write an m and screwed up. U and W have the same problem. 7/10.
The lowercase I is just about perfect, but the uppercase one is is skating on thin ice. How hard is it to just draw a line instead of this weird loop? 5/10.
P is perfect. That looks exactly like a p, no need to stretch it into some weird loopy form. 10/10
The lowercase G is good but the uppercase...
3/10. Do better.
S
Fuck you. Fu ckyou. Go fuck yourself. That is not an s. The capital is a fucked up ampersand and the lowercase is closer to an a than anything else. How do you fuck up a curvy line in two completely different ways? I want to raise whoever designed this from the dead and beat them over the head with a toddler's alphabet book until they learn what an s looks like. This is so bad that it must have been done deliberately as a prank on future generations. 0/10. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains
You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.
If you can't visit a whale fall, just make one instead
Indonesian fiber artist Mulyana has taken over the Fisher Museum of Art with colorful, hand-knitted and crocheted aquatic life.
With the duality of life and death as a recurring theme, Mulyana crafts a tactile, mystical world in which fish, whales, and coral reefs coexist with sea monsters and slow states of decay.
Read Renée Reizman’s review of Mulyana: Modular Utopia.
ok but the peak of all comedy will always be that video of the broken singing trout that makes unholy noises but always goes right back to normal for the cheery chorus