beyonceversusgwyneth

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Definitive proof that King Bey makes everything better.

#beyonce #buzzfeed #mashup #music #queen bey

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Mind 'Bey'-ond blown. Beyonce in under 6 minutes, apb Mitch Grassi and Scott Hoying of Pentatonix. Their love of Bey is clearly exceeded by, um, no one.

#pentatonix #beyonce #acapella #music #friday #scott hoying #mitch grassi

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#tbt the original Single Ladies. BOOM.

#singleladies #beyonce #mexicanbreakfast #dance

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We WILL bow down, Bey. We will.

#beyonce #bow down

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MOAR KNOWLES

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15 Things We Learned from ‘Beyoncé: Life Is But a Dream’

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“Beyonce is the most talented human being on the planet. It’s mind-blowing.” -Gwyneth

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Beyonce hangs out with Oprah. Gwyneth: NOT currently hanging out with Oprah.

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ZOMG. Could we BE anymore excited about this tour?

I'm sorry Gwyneth, when was the last time you did a kick-ass international tour....?? *coughNevercough*

#beyonce #gwyneth #mrs carter #tour

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Hologram Beyonce. So in love.

#beyonce #hologram #superbowl

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It's happening.

#beyonce #superbowl

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I think this speaks for itself. Always brings me joy when my friends see the Bey-light.

Here is the article of which my lovely friend Lesley speaks (courtesy of Buzzfeed). If we could master just ONE of these amazing dance moves, we could die happy. Beyoncé can do 47...and those are just the highlights. 

Not to mention, even when she's just goofing around, she makes it look SO COOL. DANG.

#buzzfeed #beyonce #dance moves

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Indeed. Indeed.

Windows 8 is a bit like Gwyneth Paltrow; nice to look at, but fucking retarded.

Here’s the process for installing every program that isn’t in the app store (and some that are).

1. Launch the installer.

2. Click ‘OK’ to the error message, then right click the installer and click ‘Run as…

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For all you fools who doubted the awesomeness of Beyoncé, watch this, and let her know if you have any questions.

Like we said in our previous post, Beyoncé was being responsible for such an important occasion that was about the POTUS and not herself. Not having had time to rehearse beforehand, she did the smart thing and sang along with a pre-recorded track (of herself), and she sounded fucking awesome. But sure, lots of people could sound good with reverb and the Marine Corps Band.

So just in case you had ANY FUCKING DOUBT about how awesome Beyoncé is, she just fucking CRUSHED the National Anthem in a fucking regular-ass microphone without any backing track or reverb. She hit every damn note, and looked smokin' hot while doing it.

Check out Bey doing us all proud here. We can't fucking WAIT for the Super Bowl.

#beyonce #nationa anthem #lip-syncing #press conference #super bowl

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A little #TBT gem for all you Beyoncé lovers. I think this picture says it all as to why Beyoncé is superior to all Gwyneths. I mean, just LOOK at that onesie. Amazing.

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Um, is that you, Beyonce, in the Macy's at the Green Hills Mall?

#nashville #beyonce #macys #green hills mall

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What a "bey-eautiful" view of Times Square. Only Beyonce could make Times Square sexy.

#beyonce #times square #superbowl #pepsi #nyc #sexy #bey-eautiful