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spin this wheel and get a random baldur’s gate 3 character.

look them up here or here (or google i guess). not spoiler free. no secret nuanced fourth answer, you just gotta choose. have fun!

#sauceman chorizo #he doesnt offer that kind of service and he has a husband and im not his type so i guess i have to kill him 😔

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First in my heart

#gale #lae'zel #karlach #art

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One of his dearest and nearest

#durge #gortash #dark urge x gortash #art

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#its gromph

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Orin the Red

#orin #art

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Betrayal

A piece for friends’ Zevlor fan-Zine (Chinese)!

#zevlor #art

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thinking of you!

#gortash #durge #dark urge x gortash #art

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Default Durge body practice

#durge #art

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I think Gortash's look of perfect imperfection is purposeful and entirely manufactured. He stood in the mirror before his coronation and laced up his shirt correctly, then pulled out a few loops. He ran his hands through his hair (that his barber had so painstakingly coiffed not moments before) until a few strands fell out of place. He worked on artificer projects right before the ceremony and didn't bother cleaning off flecks of work grease. Each facet of his look is part of a cultivated image meant to convey a chic, detached poise that obscures reality: he's considered every little detail, down to the intricate patterns on his arm guards.

#gortash #that man is a politician to his very core. he Knows how he's presenting himself.

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This is absolutely hilarious

#that wasn't a no

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Mephistopheles must have been so happy to get rid of Raphael honestly. Imagine that you're an arch devil and you spend your days dedicated to unlocking the arcane secrets of the multiverse and your fuckass son won't stop doing waterdhavian theater choreography and trying to hit operatic high Cs in the background. Like I'd have kicked him out long before he left

#this man's son was so annoying he hired an incubus to keep him busy

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rawrr

#durge #gortash #dark urge x gortash #art #AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Say what you will about Mr Gortash but the fact that his mom unironically uses this argument

For why she sold her son is WILD SHIT

#gortash #FOR REAL THOUGH LMAO THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM #like ma'am i have terrible news for you you made him So much worse

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Papa, I love you.

#isobel #ketheric #art #GODDDDD

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dead among the living, living among the dead

#ketheric #art

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when the dark urge walks into moonrise and ketheric goes, “you? impossible. you should have never come back here” I just imagine the entire party and all the zealots looking at you like

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Hello Wyll Nation

#wyll #art #AUGHHHH