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i saw it on the news (tumblr trending page)

#tumblr #tumblr stuff

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still thinking about "decolonising" missionary work.

the way you decolonise missionary work is by not doing missionary work

the way you decolonise missionaries is like this:

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it's me boy, the medieval scribe speaking to you inside your brain. listen to me boy. draw in the margins of your notes instead of paying attention

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this one goes out to all you sickos on tumblr at 10 am on a monday

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I’m gonna be honest I do not care if a trans boy teen is annoying and has horrible taste in music y’all are just mean.

I’d rather hang around with Karkat who listens to Cavetown than someone who is mean.

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Hey guys just a heads up there's a new scam going around where a gnome will disguise itself with orc facts and then steal all your berries. Stay safe out there.

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Hey guys just a heads up there's a new scam going around where a gnome will disguise itself with orc facts and then steal all your berries. Stay safe out there.

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ORC FACT

got your stupid ass. this is a gnome post. give me all the fucking berries right now

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I don't get the "Oh don't you dare give me 10k notes" posts. They feel very performative to me.

I'm an attention slut and I love shitshows. Reblog this post so that it can get 100k notes and I can bask in its glory

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#look what i found on my feed #an artifact!

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do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

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Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

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“phones are disrupting natural sleep cycles” I mean true but also bold of you to assume I had one before the tech boom lol catch me out here reading chapter books by the light of my light up pens in the third grade

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not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store