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INFINITE HYPERDEATH // UNSTOPPABLE FORCE

BLOOD-FUELED MACHINE

#reblog #this is a banger

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thinking about how weird this photo in kleiner's lab is rn

like how the background and two of the scientists in here are from hl1

and how all of their heads look like they were pasted on top of real people.

AND ALSO WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE THREE PEOPLE ANYWAYS

#reblog #also bringing this back

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thinking about this beta line that explains what happened to the cat rn

#reblog #bringing this back

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Yeah man this is the alternative game over scene in Hunt Down The Freeman, didn't you know?

#reblog #why do i actually fw this but like #in a crackship way..

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He would not fucking say that but I am allowed one bad joke today

#reblog #HELP??

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Miscellaneous

#reblog #interesting ship..

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BLUE SHIFT

#reblog #wAAUGHHH

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I just know he cried himself to sleep after he saw Gordon with short hair in HL2

#reblog #FR

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HALF LIFE PONIES!!!!

#reblog

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was bored and dubbed this short comic by @wizard0rb

#miles.mp4 #half life #half life 2 #barney calhoun #comic dub

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i have the urge to dub this but im really bad at doing a barney voice

you Will think about portal/half life parallels

#reblog

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WAIT UR SO RIGHT..

when you think about it they are kind of like the prequel to kleiner and magnusson. dr pathetic guy and dr aggressive guy.

#reblog

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this just reminded me of a roleplay thing me and my ex friend did in gmod where gmod is actually a fever dream ppl in stasis have

This is what stasis actually was like change my mind

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when Alyx made that stupid "zombine" comment? that was when Gordon decided if he was ever asked to take a chunk of his soul to use as a band-aid for hers he wouldn't even ask any questions

#reblog #this is so real tbh

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I just woke up gbruh whqtt dqmn bruh i rlyl jsur slep like that j needa do somethitn BADDD my

#reblog #HELPP

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freemance antis piss me off so bad sometimes its unreal leave my sillies alone omfg

#miles.txt

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half-life gman headcanon/theory ramblings

so i just remembered how i have this headcanon that gman and his employers are similar to the vorts, that being theyre a hivemind and call eachother their "kin" except with gman its his "employers" instead of "kin". it was mostly a silly idea i had because of that scene in half-life alyx where he splits into a bunch of gmen (probably was just for some cool visuals and nothing else).

but then i suddenly remembered matpat's theory on gman being the nihilanth, one of the evidences he had was that gman's tie could be a third arm like the nihilanth, and i also know that vortigaunts have a third arm so maybe this vortigaunt and gman connection has more merit than i thought. I DONT THINK GMAN'S TIE IS A THIRD ARM THO...

anyways my current thoughts rn are that gman could be that some random unfortunate citizen randomly picked out by the combine to experiment on to perhaps enhance their transhuman forces to have vortigaunt-like powers. maybe there were some other test subjects but everyone else idfk died or it didnt work and that gman was the only successful one. a little too successful maybe.

fuckin hell maybe he has an affinity to suits because he used to be a business man or worked for the government before the seven hour war i dunno.

plus the vault being powered by vorts (i think? havent played hla yet) and the combine knowing their power can contain gman could be because they made him sooo idk UHHH ID SAY MORE BUT MY BRAIN IS EMPTY NOW LMK WHAT U GUYS THINK !! :D pls dont be mean to me PFF

#miles.txt #half life #half-life #hl #gman #g-man #hl gman #hl g-man #theory #headcanon #half life headcanon #half-life headcanon #hl headcanon #hl theory #half life theory #half-life theory #game theory #not the matpat one but ok i guess since i mentioned him it can go in that tag too idfk. #IDK HOW ELSE TO TAG THIS I HATE HAVING TO TAG THINGS ON THIS SITE..