I apparently "talk very fast" and "people can barely understand what I say as it is, please don't speed up"
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I do not remember what train of thought took me to the phrase "yeah I've killed once I can do it again" sometimes you just appall yourself
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anyone else feel like just laying down not doing anything until you get bored but immediately go back as there's nothing else to do
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dude. this thing has a glossary stapled to the last page
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I dreamt of getting chased again but like HOLY SHIT man my dreams have no chill
this time I was running from some sort of hitman from my characters father (movie styled dream, it's like I'm an actor and it wasn't my actual dad) who had a master plan to sue my mother and get rich quick via getting taking a credit card under her name, which i was holding, thats why i was getting chased.
However, when we got enough clues to see what was going on, we called him out in front of my mother. He played fool, obviously, but my mother believed everything in the end. we were on our way to some sort of legal counselling when we got the news that my mother was dead. She was assassinated, and my father? attending a wedding. This is obviously his doing.
So we had to get the police on the case, get a lawyer all while just fucking going on foot to the places as no phone, before the religious part of the wedding was over, so we were on a timer. Again, get to running.
But as it turns out, one of the things we had to do had to pass through the wedding ceremony. My father was there. He knew we were up to something as soon as we showed up. We had to go. And then I woke up
remember that I was just playing a character those weren't actually my father and mother.
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I wish I could become a father so that everyone in the playground tells my child that I'm weird
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it has come to my attention that it isn't normal to measure the sound of everything you do beforehand
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I have thing to losseee nowwww
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time for my bimonthly watch if grayfruit's super metroid item randomizer
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"Were you really asleep all afternoon?"
CASA SOLA
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if this was some sort of videogame I'd already be locked into the "die on a couch at 38 years old with no one to care about you" ending
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holy shit I was so so sad because the pin on my backpack fell out and I found it at home thank god
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currently in amounts of chilling previously thought unreachable
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my dreams have no chill dude
armchair negotiation.
A: You should've been the one to die.
B: I should've been the one that got to snap your neck.
(I wake up)
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