I know we generally characterize the spectrum of David Tennant characters from “Living Embodiment of Depression” to “Flamboyant Gay Slut” with various shades in between, but I think we’re overlooking the OTHER spectrum he operates on, which is like. “ The Single Most Sopping Wet Autism Creature In Existence” to “Guy Who Kills and Tortures For Fun.”
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a comm i did a little while back for an AU. they are going on a date to the ritz 😌
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I just want to get dicked down again =/
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Pangur stopped eating due to horrible, horrible stress of occasionally hearing a baby animal mew, so I have found a spot outside the kitten radius to feed her
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thinking about how clip art and kids cartoons have an Archetypal Monkey (chimp sounds, prehensile tail like new world monkeys, brachiates like a gibbon, head and face vaguely macaque like) and an Archetypal Bat (large eyes like a fruit bat, tiny microbat feet, vampire bat fangs (hardly accurate to Desmodus, but that’s the intent)). I guess also there is the Generalized Crocodilian that is somehow a very bright green and Generalized Snake that is venomous and has a rattle and also somehow constricts. what other cartoon creatures just blend together various taxa into a wildly inaccurate hybrid freak
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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this
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My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"
And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."
Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden
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please say which in the tags!
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