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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

#english is pretty much 10+ languages mashed together #everything is either of latin spanich french german italian gaelic dutch arabic japanese sanskrit russian malay or chinese origin #hell the terms: #from the boondocks #you have cooties #and #running amok #all come from the Philippines #boondocks is bundok which means mountain #cooties comes from kuto which means lice #amok means violent attack or crazy frenzy. just like how it's used in English #technically amok was borrowed from the Malays but we use it here too #half the time you just need to read these out loud and you'll get it #English isn't even the most widely spoken first language in the world. it's third after Mandarin and Spanish #it is however the most spoken when you count everyone who learned it as a second language. which includes most of europe #only 4 countries have English has their only language #over 50 countries use English in law and education but it's not their native tongue #20 countries (plus puerto rico and dominican republic) speak spanish #don't forget children #english is only widespread because of colonialism

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Finally! Finished a saucy drawing that took way too long! Thanks for your patience! 🙏🏻

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#shapen #shachi #penguin

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I AM SO SORRY MY SON ITS SO LATE 😭😭

#happy birthday pengy #penguin #shachi #bepo #trafalgar law #heart pirates

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As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."

I will draw the dog we make. :)

#dog poll

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Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

#horse poll

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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

#i do what i want

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#ghost fighter #yu yu hakusho

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Coglione and Cazzone are insults (affectionately)

#kidlaw #kilguin #nice

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I dropped everything else I was doing to finish this for penguin’s birthday

#kilguin #penguin #killer #massacre soldier killer

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The dream alliance that took forever to finish 😭😭😭

#kid pirates #heart pirates #straw hat pirates #robo chopper #HeatxShachixWire #KilGuin #loser trio #engineering trio #ikkaku #emma #quincy #dive

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High risk, no reward.

#lololol #kid pirates

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Wire Culo

#got dayum #wire #vergi look

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

#me? #noooooooooooooooo #never

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by Dr000p

Well then this won’t be the reverse of Impel Down.

#zosan #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji #Impel Down

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

#i'm an American but i haven't lived there in a long time and wasn't living there when i discovered tumblr #tumblr polls #nationalitily: american #but not an American #yes and no #i voted no

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If you don’t know your score, take the test here

#took the test Feb 1 #got 162 #just retook it #got 170 #tumblr polls #raads-r #raads test

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For Science, I need to know....

This is not about who YOU prefer. This is about who you think scores more dates/gets laid more often (if any).

#negative bitches #one piece polls