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This says "Megalodon Alive?" in German but I'm so sleep deprived I read it as Megalodon LGBT?

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#history

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the crushing ocean depths are unfathomable TO YOU. i live there though.

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In the 22nd century, the word homeschooling was replaced with homosexualing. My mom ordered a teacher for me from an organ market and she told me, “Tomorrow you’ll be homosexualed,” and I was homosexualed for three years but Sauron only taught me Tic-Tac-Toe tricks.

#fave #posts of all time

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Pigeons were in the Star Wars universe and they were causing trouble for everyone.

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can you stop making kissy noises at the malevolent entity, please. you’re scaring it

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jrrt coming up with shadowfax: and he’s going to be the specialest and fastest horse ever :)

#lotr

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Female fictional character who committed the crime of [checks notes] getting between a non canon white boy mlm ship

#its me im the female character

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wow i guess i spent too much time on the internet today cuz for a second i read ‘crochet’ as like. crocodile heterosexual. just for a moment there

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the thing that strikes me about this latest wave of anti-trans hate and legislation in the U.S. is that it feels like it's *kind of* about trans people but really about a fear fundamental to all conservatives that a day will one day come when they will no longer be able to completely control their children

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The nuclear family setup is so stupid. We should all live in interconnected tunnels with our friends.

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we owe the supernatural people on tumblr so much actually. that show was so mean to them and they're still so fucking funny about it. i think jared padalecki should be in jail forever

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oh uh girlies were getting into the "too fucking hot at night to sleep" part of the year

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most damaging idea of the 21st century: the conviction of vast numbers of people that human history will end within our lifetimes

climate change represents world-altering tragedy if unchecked, but not even in the worst-case scenario does it mean “literally everyone dies”

yet so many people have jumped already to “it’s over, the world is going to end, we can do nothing about it” and are just paralyzingly cynical. How do I explain that the power to imagine a future is essential for creating it

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re: that last post i reblogged about not putting random traumatic stories about your life into strangers’ replies, i remember one time i reblogged some cute post about a specific type of animal and someone responded with how they couldn’t enjoy those types of posts anymore because all they think about was a news story where some cops broke into an autistic man’s house and ended up killing [that type of pet] and it’s like… why would you put that on someone’s random unrelated post. what’s wrong with you

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facebook? blue checks? redpills? what the fuck are you talking about? get on aim, you wont believe how long this cat is