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So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.

I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).

And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:

“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”

And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them

“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”

I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before

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non-practicing slut. is this anythign

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Hayden on the set of Kenobi 🦾

#IM SO SO NORMAL ABOUT SUITLESS VADER #ASDFHKKDSTGJ #star wars #Kenobi #darth vader

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If long-suffering propriety is what they want from me,

They don't know how you've haunted me so stunningly.

I choose you and me religiously.

-Guilty as Sin? - Taylor Swift

#ITS THEMMMMMM #anidala #sw edit

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one thing about me is that I will abuse the quick reblog function on mobile

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Do you ever talk to your mutuals?

not really i just post things and hope they fall in love with me

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2+2 has got to be one of the most famous sums in all of mathematics. even the youngest school child is familiar with its iconic total: 4

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noo brain don't start missing things you've outgrown please ahah

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i genuinely love that the hunger games is in katniss’s pov bc shes the one character that has no clue about whats going on, clearly does not want to be there, and shes just walking through life in a permanent state of utter confusion. and idk i really relate to that.

#thg

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everywhere i go i’m reminded of her……

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Genuinely, I don’t know how else to get the word out, but I feel like if your home-cooked dinners don’t taste right, you’re missing either paprika, sugar, butter, or chicken bouillon.

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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

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Peacekeeper Coryo… save me…

Peacekeeper Coryo…

Save me peacekeeper Coryo

#this always

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I NEED SEASON 2 OF JULIE AND THE PHANTOMS YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

#PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEA-

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I doodled a bit today. A little drawing of baby ghost Luke for my ghostwriter AU.