callingvalhal

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take off all your clothes and walk into the sea

#ok

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the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.

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I’ve been laughing at this picture for like 5 minutes I love cats

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just a reminder that BetterHelp is selling your fucking data and that they themselves have said at industry meetings that they're a data-driven company more than a people-driven company

It feels like for a while in there that people were dropping them as a sponsor but now that the controversy has slightly dimmed there are so many ads for them again; do not give them your information, do not give them your money

I know insurance is a pain in the ass and mental health treatments cost too much out of pocket for most people. So do they, that's why they're making this little bait and switch operation. Helping people is, at best, a side product of their data harvesting, and at worst just a trick to lure people in.

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Ugh does anyone know how instagrams algorithm works these days?? I restarted my creative/cosplay page using my old cosplay page that sat inactive for a couple of years. I kept all my content and just rebranded the page. I’ve been making reels, using tags, and using trending audio but my engagement is like…nothing! Do I need to start a new page? Is my content not being shown to my followers because I was inactive for so long?

#I mean I really shouldn’t care #I should just share my art without worrying about interaction #and I’m not like trying to blow up or anything #but it’s very disheartening to post something and get such little views and likes bcus I know it isn’t being shown to everyone #personal

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“You seem like you have an axe to grind against the weight loss industry” you got me. I think an entire industry focused on monetizing self-hatred that KNOWS its own plans won’t work for people is bad. Inherently evil, actually. But hey, if you don’t like my take on it, you can always ask Oprah!

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if i was a little kitty and you were a little kitty would you touch noses with me to say hi

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mothers day cards: hey queen 👸😋! thank you for cooking 🍳 and cleaning 🧽🧹🧺 and shopping 🛍🛒 and taking care of our health insurance 🙊⚕️and just being a great beautiful lady! 🥰❤️ we love you so much mom!!!

fathers day cards: you FART 💨 and thats FUNNY 🤡

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By "made it" I mean any possible way of making: drew it, took a photo, made a collage, made it in Picrew, photoshopped it, etc.

If your pfp is just slightly modified by you (e.g. a screenshot of a character with added pride flag) feel free to choose between options 1 and 4 as you will

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#it’s a comic tile!

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Obligatory northern lights photos from Friday night with my very sleepy husband and ancient cat

#personal #human disaster

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being so fr with you all we need to drastically accelerate anti-car propaganda.

we need to make it so clear to future generations that we no longer tolerate a world where you cannot conveniently go for a walk or get a coffee or get groceries without a car

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the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

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hate when you lie down and you're like nah i don't need a blanket but then when you've been stationary for a while and your temp drops you realise you do in fact need a blanket bc you've cooled like a pie on a windowsill

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put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time

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I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

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ok here's one

#yep a lot of them