callipygouscoulrophiliac

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shadow vs lemon

#sth #real

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#boooo everyone choosing green bell peppers boooooooo #i chose green apples bc there are a lot of other apples that are significantly better #i can fw all of these im not a fan of pickles but then the pickle theory would stop existing and that would make me sad #polls

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I still dream of one day coming home and finding him standing there waiting for me

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This is so funny. To me.

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Early morning are so beautiful it's so mean that they put them in the early morning

#this is why i stay awake until early morning #but watch out ! this has consequences

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#TAKE ME TO BREADLAND PPPPPLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #artsies

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So i played OFF for the first time

#BAHAHD THIS WAS ME TOO #I LITERALLY CLICKED EVERYTHING #it got to the point where i was solving puzzles before i even got to them bc i was exploring areas i wasnt supposed to be in yet #off #off game

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Being anti-Pinterest is sexism tbh

alright..added to belief system

#when ppl made personifications of apps they always make pinterest a woman so yea its sexist

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i might be doing really terrible on the emotional regulation front but in my defense ive had a gaping hole in my chest since i was 12

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now that its been animated: i stand by me saying Laios was hot as fuck when he had that Dog In Him in the latest episode

#IM SO SAD THEY EDITED IN DOGS BARKING THEY SHOULDVE LET THE VA BARRKKKKKKK AAAHHHHH #that shit is so fucking hot tho. help #dungeon meshi

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#dungeon meshi

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Based on this tweet:

#disco elysium

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not to be crude but the people who think Laios is one of those fandom characters that doesnt know what sex is are completely missing like. his whole deal. you think the dude who obsessively studies monster anatomy and behaviors doesn't know what sex is? you think he hasn't memorized the mating rituals of every single goddamn beast under the sun? you think he doesn't have an encyclopedic knowledge on how to fuck? thats his goddamn special interest brother. he knows sex better than anyone on the goddamn planet.

#yes exactly #laois is the kinda guy to explain everything hes doing and how exactly it is pleasuring his partner as hes doing it #as well as describing each body part and organ hes touching and explaining why it sends pleasure signals to the brain #hes not even trying to dirty talk or be sexy hes just rlly excited to infodump #(sorry my grammar is kinda bad its 4 am) #suggestive #dungeon meshi

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#disco elysium