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I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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I headcanon that all of Yoda's finest teacups were made by younglings

In fact most masters of the order's finest teacups were made during crèche crafting time when the kids were learning pottery.

#its funny to mess with people this way #and i didnt feel like crowding my art witb a bunch of text #most of my tags end up being word vomit that i thought of while drawing #:3

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edit: THIS POST BREACHED THE CONTAINMENT OF THE TARGET AUDIENCE, "28-YEAR-OLDS WHO SAW THEIR FIRST ANIMES IN PIECES ON YOUTUBE DURING THEIR TEENAGE YEARS." PEOPLE WHO WATCHED SAILOR MOON WHILE SIPPING APPLEY JUICE IN PRESCHOOL I'M SORRY I GUESS THIS ONE ISN'T FOR YOU

#mermaid melody maybe??? or heidi??? i had those on dvd #my first anime that i knew was an anime was save me lollipop or tokyo mew mew i think

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its pride month full metal you know what that means

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HER HER HER

#my little pony friendship is magic #mlp fim #pinkie pie #gjinka #human au #animation #the bg effects r mid cuz my toonboom compositing/general effects ws got cancelled :( #im lowkey considering making one for each of the m6 teehee

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wait guys. reblog this and tell me what the last movie you watched was. bonus points if you add a short review <333

#i just watched Jennifer's body with my roomates like a couple of hours ago #well me and my roomie rewatched it cuz my other roomie was busy when we watched it earlier this week #either way it was super funny #and megan fox's prom fit absolutely slaps #as well as her heatt outfit

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Kallus's Eyes

So, I made a connection, Kallus is likely very light sensitive.

Our guy has Amber eyes.

---And his descriptions involving light are things like this:

---General knowledge of Amber eyes gives us this:

---And also from personal experience, I also have Amber eyes:

--- I can tell you that even if it's cloudy in the middle of the day, I have a really hard time keeping my eyes open cause it's painful/uncomfortable. Low light conditions like dawn and dusk really are the most comfortable.

Thought it was kind of neat information to share about how Kallus likely interacts with his world and now I completely headcanon that he's very light sensitive. 💛

#EZCUSE ME THIS MAN IS NOT 1.95 #HE CANNOT BE TALLER THAN ME THATS ILLEGAL #HE GIVES THE BIGGEST SHORT/medium HEIGHT VIBES EVER #JUMPSCARED BY HIS HEIGHT #AINT NO WAY

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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AOFHKABDKABDKW BESTIE THIS MADE ME REALISE I WRITE 4 AND Y THE SAME WA4

IM SCREAMING THATS SO FUNNY

I headcanon that all of Yoda's finest teacups were made by younglings

In fact most masters of the order's finest teacups were made during crèche crafting time when the kids were learning pottery.

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Bruce Wayne, squinting at the annual bat-tech budget: Hey Tim, has our manufacturer increased the price for the batarangs? I swear the cost is higher than last year.

Tim Drake, who just embezzled an entire Batmobile: ... Yeah.

#idk what embezzled means sonim pretending it is the first thing i read it as #✨bedazzled✨ #i feel like he would #like if steph dared him to

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i think everyone needs to adopt "i didnt say it was good, i said i liked it" into their vocabulary right now. it did me wonders

#thats like my whole thing lmao #camp rock? bad. do i love it? yea #i love bad things because they make me laugh #i also love ugly things because they bring me joy

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what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

#bolt maybe? or narnia #MAYBE THE WINX MOVIE??? #i genuinly dont remember #my sister worked at the cinema and shes like 14 years older than me so i got to see a lot of movies there at a young age #with freshly popped popcorn B)

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Neil!!!

#neil banging out the tunes #!!!!

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