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it just kind of sucks when you already struggle with identity and self-perception for a variety of unrelated reasons and also have to contend with the fact that the vast majority of peoples models for how the world works simply does not include you. mainstream society draws a clear and explicit dividing line between “male” and “female” that each contain specific standards for appearance and patterns of behavior with very little wiggle room allowed, and no matter which one i try to slot into, it always feels so incorrect. it just doesnt work if those are the only two options; i, the person, cannot and will never make sense within that binary. and, like with so many things, i just kind of have to come to terms with the fact that 99.9% of people in the world will look at me and see something completely different from how i actually am. an automatic categorization that doesnt actually apply. but that, combined with every other aspect of my life where i struggle to understand myself and communicate myself to others, and it just. i dunno. it really fucks with you long-term, to be constantly misunderstood by others and always seen as something other than yourself
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catvids · 1 day
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(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it
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catvids · 2 days
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Deeply fucked up that this game (real life) forces you to play a crafting mini-game (cooking) every time you want to replenish your stamina bar.
You can skip the crafting game by using a pre-made consumable if you have them on hand, but high level players will constantly nag you about it and tell you that it damages your character's stats in the long run.
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catvids · 2 days
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you should put me on your desktop and run me as administrator
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catvids · 2 days
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wearing my multitool on my carabiner tonight so if i hear a beautiful femme say "oh no the bartender forgot to open my bottle:(" i can say dont worry princess<3 and take the bottle fumble over it for ten minutes with my multitool smash it to pieces and walk away shaking and crying
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catvids · 2 days
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Turning into an adult is so crazy. I had a nightmare last night about accidentally paying 300 Euros for a slice of ham. I woke up sweating. No one prepares you for that.
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catvids · 3 days
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with summer rearing its ugly head once more let us not forget nat leftatlondon’s words
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catvids · 3 days
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version for the real ones
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catvids · 3 days
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I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements
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catvids · 3 days
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catvids · 3 days
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Every romance book promoted on tiktok is just full to the brim with horrible "steamy" taglines that are just like... Eyes on me, Little Beast. I'm here to make you Damp
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catvids · 3 days
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Dog toy plushies have fundamentally different souls than that of regular plushies. Unlike regular plushies, which are content with just existing (and just go to regular heaven when they get destroyed and don’t mind being resurrected), dog toys seek Valhalla. This is why you don’t need to feel bad when your dog/cat/especially strong bird rips it to shreds, because this was the warriors death they were seeking all their life
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catvids · 4 days
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fuck with me
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catvids · 4 days
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catvids · 4 days
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The thing about flip phones is they would cover the screen when not in use which was good for safety because nowdays the internet demons can escape through the screen into the real world when you’re not looking because nobody seals the portal anymore
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catvids · 4 days
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they want you to make fried rice
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